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October 17th, 2013
In a perfect world, no one would electrocute any part of their body. Unfortunately, we do not live in a perfect world. While appearing on Conan last night, Ke$ha shared her tale of the time she electrocuted her vagina on stage. That’s right, her vagina.
As a woman who has endured dental braces, I protect my teeth first, my ladybits second. Ke$ha has the funds to procure a new set of chompers if need be, so her number one priority should be the spot that helps her take a number one.
What have we learned today from Ke$ha’s horror story? Do not operate heavy machinery near your nether regions, which means we have learned nothing because I think Ke$ha was the only person in the world who didn’t know that already. As my softball coach used to say, “Ladies, wear your Jills and protect your parts”.
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