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Lindsay’s Adventures In Snorkeling

July 12th, 2006

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Ok, Lohan. I’ve had enough of you and your “hijinx”. Enough of your general “tomfoolery”. The truth is out, and by truth, I mean my “theory”.

See, this dude that she’s been gallavanting about town with? I don’t think he’s her real boyfriend. I think they’re playing tricks on us. They’re setting up perfect “new relationship” poses for the drooling paparazzi. All these scandalous photos, ok, well this is the only scandalous one, but all these snaps of you and this chap can stop right about now. Because I’m totally calling your bluff. I can read you like a CHEAP PULP NOVEL, LOHAN! You can’t fool me.

EDIT: Damn. My bad. This is just Lindsay and Garrett Hedlund – not her so-called boyfriend – filming a scene for a movie. But I still stick to my theory.

Posted on Wednesday, July 12th, 2006 at 12:53 pm by and is filed under Blog.

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