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Love Court Episode 1: Love Lockup Verdict

August 28th, 2009

Geordie & Amber’s Verdict
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Boobs your honour, I mean, yes your honour we hooters, I mean have. Please excuse me. Beefcake, Geordie. Your guilty of having the name of a boy yet the body of a man, for dressing like Tony Hawk when your date would have preferred you to look like Tony Robbins. And finally for successfully hiding your boner for the entire date.

That must have been painful. Boobra Hooterberg! We find you guilty of almost falling out of your top and yet not quite falling out of your top. For wearing a low cut shirt, way to milk it. And finally for giving us all lasting mammaries that we will forever cherish and we hope that you will give us many many more which is why the jury finds…that the person guilty of crimes against love is you Geordie!

That means you Amber will receive $500 for your pain and suffering. Let’s break that down to $250 per. Thank you your honour!

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Posted on Friday, August 28th, 2009 at 11:11 am by and is filed under We <3 TV.

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