Love Court Episode 5: Love Lockup Verdict

September 25th, 2009

Eric & Talia’s Verdict
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Eric-tion.. we find you guilty of having biceps that will not quit. And I won’t quit you until you’re mine and we’re raising adorable little Filipino-Italian-Greek babies (i love you).

Double D of desperation.. we find you guilty of not setting your crazy eyes on this prize and climbing that giant rock beside you. How dare you?

Here’s the thing your Honour, the jury and I got together after a strenuous, strenuous discussion, while watching you shirtless by the way Eric. And we think you’re both ok daters but neither of you are worthy of the $500 prize. Let’s face it people your kisses were pathetic.

It’s time for you hot bitches to make up for lost time and lost saliva — Eric get in Talia’s box and savage her mouth with yours.

Because that make-out was so incredibly short and unsatisfying, we have decided since Talia punked out, Eric you are the winner of the $500! I hope with your earnings, you will decide to take me out on a date.. and then sperminate me.

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Posted on Friday, September 25th, 2009 at 11:50 am by Alberto and is filed under We <3 TV.

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