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ELISE: Jury! Have you made your decision?
Dini: have we jury? Yes your honour, we most certainly have. We the jury have found you, Donatella Versnatchy, guilty of wearing less lipgloss than your date and having the sex appeal of a pterodactyl.
DAVID: is she talking to me?
Dini: silence! Do not sass me in this court young man, I will not stand for it.
DAVID: I just thought…
Dini: shut it! Take a visit to shutty town and stay there! Thank you. Ps Donatella versnatchy, I would like to know, who taught you to dance, heidi Montag? I don’t need an answer. Its your turn, gerkin tinybulch. We find you guilty of not getting nicci drunk enough to like you. And for doing a very adult dance in children’s underwear. The jury fully decided to award you, bootleg tim deegan the $500, but then you sassed me. So guess what, if you want the money you’re going to have to get naked for it. That includes taking off the pickle panties. Now, what will it be?
DAVID: f&%$ it, I don’t give a shit. Lets go.Is anyone going to throw down a beat?
Dini: we don’t throw down beats in this court room. Disrobe immediately.
DAVID: are you sure? Ok. Like this?
DAVID DISROBES…
DAVID: shit. Ok I’m gonna have to fold on this one
Dini: give the camera a moon.
DAVID MOONS THE CAMERA
DAVID: is that good?
Dini: its great! I’m surprised you went that far, I was only kidding with you the $500 is yours, David.

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Posted on Friday, October 30th, 2009 at 5:19 pm by Alberto and is filed under We <3 TV.

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