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Boys and girls, I?m soon about to embark on a magical mystery tour that would rival any glamourous adventure you?ve heard about before. That?s right, homies, I?m going to Bridgewater, Nova Scotia. Now, I?m entering this glitzy territory at the height of excitement – I may not see any famous people (besides the Mayor, I love seeing him, I get so excited), or I might not eat any fish tacos from wherever people chow down in LA, but here?s some activities in which I may find myself partaking.

1. The famous Big Ex – There is an endless amount of activity that I can do here. For instance I can cheer on my choice team at the Ox Pull, which is the best part of the whole dang thing. Runner up activities include watching impersonator concerts (my favorite one so far was the Spice Girl tribute) and riding the Sky Master until I feel like puking.

2. Tall Ships 2004. B?water?s not too far from Halifax, so I may take over a Romanian ship and sail it somewhere awesome. I don?t have anything against Romanians; they just sometimes have cool ships.

3. Go lobster fishing. No, scratch that. I think I just developed an allergy.

4. Hang out at the parkade. If you stand there for a couple minutes, someone might honk at you, and that always makes you feel cool. Or, you can jump off the parkade into the river. Then you can head to the plaza and compare engines with all the people chilling at the liquor store.

Note: To anyone who might be offended by this and think that I?m being mean and sarcastic, go away. I love visiting B?water, fondly referred to as Bilgewater. Kidding! Just know that I will eat all of the town?s fresh strawberries until I turn into one myself and float back to Ontario.

Posted on Thursday, July 29th, 2004 at 5:36 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

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