Message From The Real Chris Brown
November 4th, 2008
What’s up ya’ll! Chris Brown here, the real Chris Brown.
I’m writing to you from the recovery center of St. Joseph’s hospital. The doctors said I’ve lost 30% of my near-sighted vision and it’s a little hard to see anything right now, so I’m dictating this blog to my nurse.
Just thought I’d write to tell you all I’m okay and that I haven’t given up on my life-long mission to bring awareness to the dangers of re-enacting the things you see Chris Brown do on television. I really hope he doesn’t come out with any more videos, because my doctor said if I get pepper sprayed again I could go blind permanently. Also a little tip, the day after you get pepper sprayed don’t forget to shower with a pair of swimming goggles on, because that stuff will wash out of your hair and pour directly back into your eyes. Even when that stuff is diluted it still feels like you’re getting punched in the face by a man with fists made out of waffle irons.
If you still have any desire to go out on the street and pretend to be Chris Brown, please before you do watch WETD tonight at 6:30pm ET. I’m not trying to tell you what to do, it’s just the more information you have the better. Peace out, keep fighting the good fight. Thanks Nurse Gwendolyn, that’s all. Can you change my bed pan now, it’s full and starting to reek horribly? You didn’t write that last part down did you?
Posted on Tuesday, November 4th, 2008 at 1:22 pm by and is filed under We <3 TV.
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12 Responses to “Message From The Real Chris Brown”
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I hope you feel better and keep rock n chris, I love you.
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is this really chris brown ???
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Hey Chris my name is Cortia French i stay in Muskegon…My #is 773-6103.
Hit me up when u get better. I hope you get well soon.
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HEY CHRIS YOUR LOOKEN GOOD
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wow chris you have really nice eyes:)
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if this is chris brown I hope you feel better and keep doing what you got to do. I’ll always support you. Luv ya.
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this show WETD is such a waste of time, did you guys really have nothing better to do or broad cast that you had to put up a bunch of stupid pointless clips of complete and utter garbage?
I watch Much Music when i get a chance, and ive been a fan for a while but this show is so pointless it just makes much music look like a joke! It seems like you guys are trying to mock the MTV show, and are doing a poor job of it at that.
You guys used to be a pretty cool show to watch, with MOD Much on Demand and more, but lately it seems like you guys are running it into the toilet.
I mean, you guys are smart individuals, im sure you can find something a little more..i dont kno less stupid to put on your show and still make it a hit.
I watched maybe 5 minutes of WETD last night and i actually felt my brain cells popping. It was so stupid!
I dont know how long you guys have had WETD on the air, because it is a fairly new show, but honestly..what were you guys thinking?
You guys actually make me want to watch Britney Spears more even though i cannot sand her at all, instead of watch that show.
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whhooooaaaaahhhhhh……………….. **mind blows up**
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wow, i love the real chris brown. that was some kind of hilarious.
krystine is stupid, by the way.
WETD is hilarious!
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I’ve just gotta say, it’s quarter to 2 a.m. GTA time and I caught the tail end of WETD and it is HANDS DOWN the best original programming to hit MUCHMUSIC since EVER.
I laughed, I cried, I laughed again!
Bring back character and commentary, the countdown still sucks!!!
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the question is which is your favorite song or group?
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