Miley’s Option(s)

November 17th, 2008

* Miley Cyrus refers to Justin Gaston as an “option.” Ouch. Later, Justin was seen weeping into a fresh pair of Calvins (…cuz he’s an underwear model - get it? huh? HUH?!)

* Married With Children reunion? Um, why?

* Chace Crawford and fashion do not mix. He is no longer in the running to become. America’s. Next. Yada yada yada.

* Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter is effed.

* Angelina Jolie is a Billion Dollar Bebe.

* An unreleased Beatles track?! No way!

* And finally, what the hell is Britney’s big secret? (And why am I scared?)

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