Miss Fart In A Mitten 2006

July 20th, 2006

TMZ.com approached Paris Hilton recently and shared some of the cruel comments left about her on their site. You gotta give her credit for handling it well, cause when people say ruthless things like “would you please drop over dead”, it’s difficult not to curl up in the fetal position and whimper for awhile. Of course, she admits that the comments hurt. But how about this one: “Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it’s there, you can’t stand it, but you can’t get rid of it.”

*GASP*

I think if someone told me I was like a fart in a mitten, I would congratulate them for coming up with the finest insult of all time. Fart in a mitten? WHAT?!?!

Posted on Thursday, July 20th, 2006 at 3:50 pm by Wendy and is filed under Blog.

2 Responses to “Miss Fart In A Mitten 2006”

HAHAHA>>thats funny..sounds like she has had it rough…or sorry..ruff….

maybe she should get a swellengent JENT>..ile…that could rub her down each night and..you know…have a green part.ie..

a fart in a mitten…thats fucking great …

did you know what they used to call me

a mutant…..a fucker…a vampire…sometimes…even worse..

do you know why…cause i seen dead people..

so i flip them the middle finger and stay strong..

ARE YOU COMING TO WOODSTOCK 2006…

JUly 21st..22nd 23rd…

you can stay with me…

you seem real sexy…cool..

By montgomery on July 20, 2006 at 5:04 pm |
LOL!!! well thats the funnyest shitt I have every heard! bahahha

all i can say is that she should be glad tha they JUST called her that! god, Iv’e been called a hell of alot worse. So SUCK IT UP PRINCESS!

cyalater bitches

By tash on July 25, 2006 at 8:50 am |