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Miss Fart In A Mitten 2006

July 20th, 2006

TMZ.com approached Paris Hilton recently and shared some of the cruel comments left about her on their site. You gotta give her credit for handling it well, cause when people say ruthless things like “would you please drop over dead”, it’s difficult not to curl up in the fetal position and whimper for awhile. Of course, she admits that the comments hurt. But how about this one: “Paris is like a fart in a mitten. You know it’s there, you can’t stand it, but you can’t get rid of it.”

*GASP*

I think if someone told me I was like a fart in a mitten, I would congratulate them for coming up with the finest insult of all time. Fart in a mitten? WHAT?!?!

Posted on Thursday, July 20th, 2006 at 3:50 pm by and is filed under Blog.

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