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* Really, really, ridicuslously good looking Zoolander is back! Ahhh, Blue Steel! Ben Stiller has signed on to play the best male model in the world for a second time. The movie will be set ten years after the first, and the world has forgotten about Derek and Hansel. Werk it!

* Taylor Lautner is still going to be a super hero, but just one. The most famous werewolf in the world has backed out of playing Max Steele to concentrate on playing Stretch Armstrong. That’s cool beans with me. I like the idea of Lautner being able to stretch and make himself bigger – more hawtness to go around.

* JWoww says that she hasn’t worked out since the first season of Jersey Shore completed filming and doesn’t plan on starting. “I don’t want to change that much for the second season” says JWoww. “I still want to be myself, and if being myself is lazy, then that’s great.” Being lazy and getting paid. Even greater.

* Kim Kardashian says that if she wasn’t a reality star, she would love to work at Sephora and thinks working in a store would be fun. As someone who worked in retail for six years (big ups, Mark Works Wearhouse!), I can tell you that Ms. Kardashian is lying. I think it would be fun to live a ridonkulously sweet lifestyle and get paid for letting people film me eating lunch. We obviously have different opinions of fun.

* Holy albums, Batman! The amazingly awesome Robyn is coming out with three albums this year! Take that, Lil Wayne!

Tags: Ben Stiller, jersey shore, JWoww, kim kardashian, robyn, Taylor Lautner, Zoolander

Posted on Monday, March 1st, 2010 at 5:35 pm by Allison and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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