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The first two of today’s MOD links revolve around none other than Paris Hilton. Paris surrendered to police on Sunday, two days earlier than she legally had to. Her lawyer released a statement in which Paris said “In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make.” What kind of message does this send young people that look up to her? I think we need to keep letting our lucky bingo trolls make our decisions for us.

At the facility where Paris is staying there is an infection that plagues the premises. Apparently 13 of every 1000 inmates will contract this infection caused by the staphylococcus bacteria. This probably doesn’t bum Paris out too much as she’s making her own donation to the bacteria pool.

You’ll never guess who Perez Hilton got stuck in an elevator with for 20 minutes! Click here to find out who, and the obscene proposal that was made in the elevator.


Britney‘s mom was supposed to make an appearance on The View but mysteriously vanished off the list of upcoming guests. Do you think this has anything to do with the falling out between Britney and her mama?


Don’t worry Spice Girls fans, Victoria Beckham‘s reality show has not been cancelled, she’s just taking a break from her super stressful life of pruning her money trees.

- Photographs courtesy of Getty Images

Posted on Tuesday, June 5th, 2007 at 3:40 pm by danielb and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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