More True And False For Hump Day

July 7th, 2004

MORE TRUE AND FALSE FOR HUMP DAY…

or seven signs that the world is coming to an end.

There are rumours circulating that Miss Britney Spears is faking her knee injury to get out of her tour and I totally believe them.

TRUE

Britney’s new boyfriend (soon to be husband) looks like trouble.

TRUE

“Got Milk” ads featuring the Olsen Twins have been pulled because the “Milk people” thought the white substance on Mary-Kate’s upper lip would be “distracting.”

TRUE

A Rabbi in New York is mad that the Los Angeles Kabbalah center wants to make Madonna it’s spokesperson because she is “a slut.”

TRUE

Lil’ Kim was supposed to be on the cover of the next Entertainment Weekly (the 80,000+ covers were printed and everything) but those covers had to be trashed since Lil’ Kim refused to answer any interview questions like, “How do you want to be remembered?”

TRUE

Cameron Diaz stars in a soft-core S&M video that has… you guessed it… hit the internet.

TRUE (but I can’t include the link…because it’s dirty)

Apparently, Beyonce looks a lot like J.Lo.

TRUE
[ed. note: master proofreader justin e. just pointed out that lil kim was NOT supposed to be on the cover of EW. she was supposed to be on the cover of Steppin Out -- which is clearly stated in the article Jason linked to. lesson learned? jason spreads half-truths, justin e. reads closely and justin s. makes up sh*t all the time.]

Posted on Wednesday, July 7th, 2004 at 2:24 pm by Jason and is filed under Blog.

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