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March 9th, 2005

Am I the only one who is loving Dog:Bounty Hunter? If I am the only one, what the eff is wrong with everyone else?

Picture this - Hawaii, a bounty hunter named Dog and his wife Beth who look like they just walked out of Wrestlemania ‘87, Dog’s brother Tim who sports really long hair held back with about 18 elastics, Dog’s son Leland who is some kinda kickboxing dude and their friend Justin who has a Michael Jordan tattoo…for real.

Before each bust, Dog and his crew gather for a circle prayer, then cruise around the big island capturing fugitives and yelling stuff like “That guy is gonna get the mace face!”, “He don’t look like no member of the tabernacle choir!” and more.

They pick up ruffians around the island, bring them to justice, drive around in pickup trucks, get their hair bleached and just basically rule full time.

It’s like COPS x Bloodsport x Magnum P.I.

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