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* So sorry Jessica Alba, not even being the Invisible Woman can get you out of trouble with the law. That’s what you get for driving the wrong way down the road. Nice try, though.

* Not cool: Chris Brown’s lawyer trying to get his case dismissed. If nothing else, at least Rihanna got her bling back…

* What’s even more bizarre than Sarah Palin appearing on American Chopper? That a motorcycle is an appropriate gift when Alaska turns 50. Geez, you’d think it was having a mid-life crisis or something.

* Sign of the Apocalypse #1: Avril Lavigne has been chosen as some sort of Ambassador to Canada now. Listen, I loved Sk8ter Boi too, but Avril can’t even sell me a camera, never mind represent my country.

* Sign of the Apocalypse #2: Coldplay has apparently started producing techno music. Now you know that something has gone horribly, horribly wrong. I’m hoping it doesn’t end with the world exploding.

Tags: avril lavigne, chris brown, coldplay, jessica alba, sarah palin

Posted on Wednesday, April 29th, 2009 at 7:57 pm by Jessica M and is filed under Blog, Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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