News for Wednesday: Sequels and Solos Edition

July 15th, 2009

* It’s Harry Potter Day! I’m so excited for this movie! While we’re on the topic, did’ja ever think Emma Watson would team up to work with Marilyn Manson? No, seriously. Next step is for her to get a Death Eater mask.

* News about Miley Cyrus‘ next movie: she’s going to be playing a fairy. Ummmm… riiiiiiight….

* Announced movie sequels I’m struggling to care about: Bridget Jones III, where the title lady is preggers, and Scream IV, where, well, there will be screaming.

* And now, a list of dudes who think they can make it on their own: Julian Casablancas of the Strokes announces a solo album, as does Alec Ounsworth from Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, and in more tragic news, Mattie Safer leaves the Rapture. Going solo: all the cool kids are doing it!

* Dudes, the LAPD are now considering Michael Jackson’s death a homicide, ie: somebody KILLED him. Craziness! I wonder whodunnit…

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