Nice To Naughty: Lindsay Lohan (Pt. 2)

September 27th, 2007

If there was a world record for crashing and burning into the depths of naughtiness, La Lohan would be a fierce competitor. When Mean Girls was a box office and critical hit, her star began to rise like a teenage boy at a pillow party. Suddenly she was hosting MTV award ceremonies and Saturday Night Live; she was striking album deals and showing up at the hottest parties. But when you’re barely 18 and the world is your oyster, temptations are your prime rib. Especially when you’re hot & red-headed. With a raspy voice.

Ah, remember when her relationship with Fez from That 70s Show was such a big deal? The age difference? The public displays of affection? That’s Disney-level scandal. That’s nothin’. That’s child’s play.

At the age of 18, she drops to minus Kate Moss thin, and the rumours of drug abuse and anorexia begin to swirl. Around the same time, her father is sentenced to 1-4 years in jail and we start to learn that Linds’ mom may be more of a party animal than she is. Without the support of a solid family, Lindsay starts to fall deep – but at the same time, seems to be enjoying it.

Things go crazy in 2006. Car accidents! (The first two, she’s the victim). No less than FIVE hospitalizations (exhaustion! stitches!). Her drug and alcohol abuse escalates and she admits to attending AA meetings for at least a year. The cute little Lindsay Two-Two from Parent Trap is but a figment of our imagination, and even her 12 year-old sister Ali seems to be taking naughty lessons from her big sister.

Now, at the ripe old age of 21, she’s already been to rehab several times, and is currently in the middle of her longest stay yet. In July, she’s arrested for her alleged second DUI and cocaine possession (which she claims was not hers). This is a girl out of control, a girl who goes beyond the slightly appealing nature of “naughty”, a girl who may be second to only Britney Spears when it comes to a trainwreck of a life at such a young age. All we can say is, “SAVE LINDSAY!” Even a rehab centre is releasing advertising solely based on Lohan’s reputation. We can’t wait til the autobiography penned at the age of 30…

PS: Check out this pretty detailed Map of Mishaps!

Naughty Rating: 4 out of 4 Britney Heads