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October 4th, 2007
When was it that we really knew that Christina Aguilera had a slice of dirty trollop inside of that pint-sized body? Was it when she sang, “you better rub me the right way” with such conviction at the age of 17? YES. Oh, sure, she had her sweet exterior, but with playfully naughty lyrics, princess-like interviews with twinges of diva-like behaviour and a partially nude cover of Rolling Stone, we could see Christina as Xtina coming a mile away.
Christina as Xtina roared into raunchville and full-fledged naughtyland with her video for “Dirty”. Chaps, dry humping, spit and sweat in a fetish-filled underground – not the most subtle of videos, but it certainly secured her place as a superstar. Soon, Xtina was proclaiming her love for sex and body piercings, owning up to at least 11 – including two nipple piercings and one in her lady business. She was kind of like the slut next door, who ran away to New York City with a part-time gig as an exotic dancer. She was outspoken about her sexuality, her stance as a size queen and her love of Naked Sundays (wherein she spends the entire day in the nude).
When you boil it down, Christina Aguilera embodies the true meaning of naughty. The rehabbing, drugging, drunk driving and crotch flashing of Britneys, Parisi and Lindsays are avenues untouched by Christina, feats of embarrassment that go beyond naughty. Christina, meanwhile, has maintained her dignity, settled into a sophisticated personal style and a happy marriage, and has a baby on the way. Something tells us that her child won’t end up in the same kind of mess as Sean Preston & Jayden Federline. Christina enjoys sex, she’s playful and coy, or brash and outspoken – but always in control. That’s what naughty should be. Xtina: we salute you.
Naughty Rating: 2 Britney Heads (or 4 Xtina Heads)