Now That’s What I Call A Good Deal!

May 5th, 2004

Hey-ho! Here’s my problem… everyone has just written about what I was gonna post about.

Go see “Mean Girls” - check. (favourite line: “boo, you whore!”)

Going to see “New York Minute” - double check (haha… get it? Double check because they’re twins… nevermind.)

Last night’s hockey game between the blue team and the orange team - wait… I don’t care. We want a pitcher, not a belly itcher!

So, that leaves me to write about this instead: ALL THE FREE JUNK YOU COULD EVER WANT IS JUST A WEBSITE AWAY!

Here are a variety of links to free offers that you can get just by filling out a little form. Just so you know, I’m not responsible for any crappy mailing lists you end up on. You have nobody to blame but yourself (idiot!)

The classic: This sample has been around for as long as I can remember, but you’ve gotta be an early bird to catch this worm. Some tasty jelly beans are all yours if you’re one of the first few people each day to log on and request a free sample!

Ohhh, I ate too much candy and now my tummy hurts. Ow. I only have access to the internet. How am I going to fix it? Ta-dah! Medicine for free! Now that’s what I call a good deal!

So, now that you feel better, it’s time to get looking all fresh and clean, and what better way to do that, then by ordering a free t-shirt! Sure, it’s got some lame, unknown computer brand name on it, but who cares? This sh*t is free!

And for all y’all dames out there, how about a free pair of pantyhose! You even get to choose from 10 colours!

Alright, summer is close, but it’s not here yet. That’s why everyone needs a little self-tanner to get them through the spring rainy weather!

Now that you’re looking rico suave, you might need to write down some phone numbers for all those dates you’ll be asked out on. Voila! Here’s a free pen!

So there you go. A bunch of stuff you can get for nothing. And really, who wouldn’t enjoy that?

Posted on Wednesday, May 5th, 2004 at 3:15 pm by Jarman and is filed under Blog.

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