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pharrell williams won’t stop flirting with me!

every time i look up, he’s there staring right at me and then he always tops off his stare with an overt wink.

it’s not like i mind. he’s really really hot, and seems like a perfect catch — but i mean — come on pharrell baby! play a little hard to get! it’s just not attractive when you throw yourself at me like that. sometimes i like to do the chasing. you know what i mean?

i guess i’m getting a bit of a reputation in the hip-hop community. i’ve pretty much dated everyone.

i guess it all started when me and p.diddy hooked up post-j-lo. it was a total rebound thing on his part. i mean most rappers do a little experimentation when they’re coming off a big break-up, but p.diddy fell totally head over heels in love with me and was like insisting i go to all these parties and movie premieres with him. and talk about generous — i mean why would i need an escalade AND a navigator? but that’s diddy. he thinks with his heart not his head.

that was definitely my most public hip-hop relationship, but not the most special. that special slot is reserved for nelly.

even though our time together was brief, the emotions were intense. me and nelly did everything together. he said i was his muse. it was my idea to add the extra “r”. the band-aid was also my idea — but more importantly, it was my idea to lose the band-aid when it got tired. (the remix album came out after we broke up — which explains a lot).

team digital took our photo when he came into much to visit me at work one day and meet my friends.

wow, pharrell’s lust for me really sent me down memory lane there for a minute! if he can manage to leave me alone for a few minutes, i’m gonna get back to work!

[ed. note: uh...justin...put your contacts in friend, that's manny flirting with you, not pharrell. and regarding this piece of fan fiction, or shall we say, cry for help, do you need a hug? we didn't realize how lonely you were. poor thing.]

Posted on Thursday, April 22nd, 2004 at 5:23 pm by Justin S. and is filed under Blog.

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