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September 4th, 2014
The Celebrity Photo Hack could be one of the biggest scandals to date. Everyone in Hollywood is commenting on the recent leaked photos and even deeming it a sex crime. And while this total invasion of privacy isn’t cool, we’d thought we’d make light of a bad situation by imagining other photos you may find on celebrities iCloud accounts. Why would you want to see nude photos of Jennifer Lawrence when you can see 100294342349 photos of Taylor Swift’s cats?
Justin’s iCloud account would be full of pictures of his various luxury cars. Oh, and a few topless slefies. It is Justin Bieber after all.
When he’s not taking photos of wife Kim Kardashian-West, Kanye’s phone is full of pictures of ice cream. I scream, you scream, Kanye screams for ice cream.
Robin has an unhealthy amount of photos of separated wife Paula Patton.
All her crafting projects. I’m not even sure what some of these things are.
All her belfies that didn’t make it to Instagram.
Katy Perry’s iCloud is basically a photo album from all her previous hairstyles. There were a lot.
Now that Rihanna doesn’t have Instagram anymore her hot bikini pics have to live somewhere.
Queen Bey fills her iCloud account with all the derp photos she wants to hide from the world.
TBT to her “Rachel” days.
We have a feeling that Taylor has a lot of pictures of her cats living deep in her iCloud.
All the photos of his lavish lifestyle he wants to keep private. Jay Z is really humble and doesn’t want people to know just how amazing his luxurious his life is.
Make up free selfies. Kim K hardly ever lets people see her without her signature contoured cheeks.