Paris: Finally Rolled Snake Eyes

June 26th, 2007

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Paris couldn’t pay her way out of jail, so she had to wait til the dice rolled her way (get it? MONOPOLY? Wanna play now?), and finally she was released at 12:15ish AM last night. Sure looks like she was in a waaaaaaay better mood than she was here. In fact, the above photo of Par’ says, “be friends with me!” Mom is all, “aw, crap. More laundry to do.”

She’s right to be beaming though, and hopefully this three week visit made her think about some things. Like how she should use less square inches of magazine space. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind for awhile.

She’ll make her first appearance on Larry King Live tomorrow, for which she’ll receive no money. But the world will be watching, and Paris will be ready to warm your heart with tears and the promise of a new leaf. The only question is… for how long?

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6 Responses to “Paris: Finally Rolled Snake Eyes”

  1. I love how much cancelled mongolian chop squad for this STUPID release party show.

  2. Anyway i don’t care about Paris hitlon

    i hope she would have rot in jail…

    she is no remodel and she disvere to be back in jail just because she is a celebrity doesn’t ensure her to do what ever she feel like she broke the law and it should be fair for her or anyone to be let go just because she is a celebrity…

    i think that is bullshit and i strongly hope she get what she disvere… no romodel for anyone… and any girl or person out there with the right mind would agree with me

    By Federico on June 26, 2007 at 9:51 pm |
  3. and one other think it upsetting to know that celebrity can do what they please.. anyone else would be there for longer

    it unbearable and i strongly feel that way about anyone who let go like that…

    By Federico gonzalez on June 26, 2007 at 9:54 pm |
  4. paris is not going to behave for very long because all her friends will be out and she’ll want to as well

    By Amanda on June 26, 2007 at 10:06 pm |
  5. I just think dat she should have had to serve her FULL-sentence…. If it was one of “us” we sure as heck would have. There would have been no excuses or questions about it. I know people who have had people pass-away, and couldn’t even get a pass to go to the funeral. Her excuse was what again??? Personally I think the only problem was that she was smacked with reality in her face, awweee poor-poor Paris had no servants, manicures, pedicures, someone to do her hair… LMFAO!! Tough it out n serve your sentence!

    By Denae on June 27, 2007 at 3:05 am |
  6. At least that ugly thing getting outta jail is a new reason to hate her

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