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Paris: Finally Rolled Snake Eyes

June 26th, 2007

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Paris couldn’t pay her way out of jail, so she had to wait til the dice rolled her way (get it? MONOPOLY? Wanna play now?), and finally she was released at 12:15ish AM last night. Sure looks like she was in a waaaaaaay better mood than she was here. In fact, the above photo of Par’ says, “be friends with me!” Mom is all, “aw, crap. More laundry to do.”

She’s right to be beaming though, and hopefully this three week visit made her think about some things. Like how she should use less square inches of magazine space. I’m sure she wouldn’t mind for awhile.

She’ll make her first appearance on Larry King Live tomorrow, for which she’ll receive no money. But the world will be watching, and Paris will be ready to warm your heart with tears and the promise of a new leaf. The only question is… for how long?

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