Performers: The Other White Meat

May 30th, 2006

This one time, at MuchMusic, we announced the performers for the 2006 MMVAs. And just to make myself clear, that was today. I mean, right now. AT THIS MOMENT. Can you take the insanity? Don’t answer that.

Here’s what’s currently tickling my fancy: Nelly Furtado. I’m gonna be all up on that shiznit when she’s doing sound check, man. She should probably just give me the mic. Timbaland will be here too, and you know what that means - jacuzzis and women! No, just kidding. It means that we’re sure to hear the hotness that is “Promiscuous”!

Also whetting my appetite is Metric and Rihanna. Metric know how to put on a Show (notice my purposeful capitalization) and I’m still not tired of “SOS” (which Rihanna better perform, *shakes fist*).

So, in other news, since I’m rambling, here are the other performers that’ll be taking the stage oh-so-triumphantly on June 18 (complete with hilarious puns):

Fall Out Boy. Sugar, you’re coming down to see this happen.
Simple Plan. Shut up! No, I’m serious. Is everybody crazy? No, they’re not.
Nick Lachey. What will be left of his cheese tray in his green room?
Hedley. Their performance is sure to be a real trip.
City and Colour. Save your singing voice cause you’ll want to croon along!

Oh, that was painful (the puns). But how ’bout that lineup?

Posted on Tuesday, May 30th, 2006 at 1:30 pm by Wendy and is filed under MMVA2006.

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4 Responses to “Performers: The Other White Meat”

  1. how come Green Day is not performing?

    By KIT KAT on May 30, 2006 at 7:22 pm |

  2. awesomee =)

    By *~nancy~* on May 30, 2006 at 8:42 pm |

  3. last years line up was better but im likeing the City and Colour and Metric!

    not a fan of Nelly’s new “promiscuous” self, liked the old her better . Rihanna’s ok but i liked “SOS” better when it was “Tainted Love”.

    Fall Out Boy, Simple Plan and Nick Lachey are sure to please the youngsters… I wont go into detail with my FOB and SP issues.

    hm who am i missing…oh Hedley! yeah that Jacob kid is cute!

    over all i give this line up a 7/10

    take a walk on the wild side

    xokate

    By kate_28 on May 31, 2006 at 5:03 pm |

  4. Great preformances lined up for MMVAs night! And yet another message…

    OMG, FALL OUT BOY!!!! *Shuts up*

    By Newnew on June 4, 2006 at 9:50 pm |

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