May 30th, 2006
This one time, at MuchMusic, we announced the performers for the 2006 MMVAs. And just to make myself clear, that was today. I mean, right now. AT THIS MOMENT. Can you take the insanity? Don’t answer that.
Here’s what’s currently tickling my fancy: Nelly Furtado. I’m gonna be all up on that shiznit when she’s doing sound check, man. She should probably just give me the mic. Timbaland will be here too, and you know what that means – jacuzzis and women! No, just kidding. It means that we’re sure to hear the hotness that is “Promiscuous”!
Also whetting my appetite is Metric and Rihanna. Metric know how to put on a Show (notice my purposeful capitalization) and I’m still not tired of “SOS” (which Rihanna better perform, *shakes fist*).
So, in other news, since I’m rambling, here are the other performers that’ll be taking the stage oh-so-triumphantly on June 18 (complete with hilarious puns):
Fall Out Boy. Sugar, you’re coming down to see this happen.
Simple Plan. Shut up! No, I’m serious. Is everybody crazy? No, they’re not.
Nick Lachey. What will be left of his cheese tray in his green room?
Hedley. Their performance is sure to be a real trip.
City and Colour. Save your singing voice cause you’ll want to croon along!
Oh, that was painful (the puns). But how ’bout that lineup?Tweet