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August 10th, 2011
Oh yeah, we went there! And if you saw last night’s episode, you’d go there too. Aria’s got a libido that would shame any man. Too bad one of them is possibly a killer, a stalker and a pretty good photographer. Not too smart about hiding keys for doors he wants to keep locked though.
Don’t know what I’m talking about? Click HERE to catch up, then read on for our full Jason 411.
Aria, Aria, Aria…if you weren’t so caught up with tag-teaming, erotic wet dreams, you’d realize your brother was making a cry for help. Good thing you’re dad’s around to see the signs. But what to do about Mike now? We’ll have to wait until next episode.
Ezra and Jason are even hotter when it’s not really them. I need to know where Aria gets her imagination from ’cause hon, those dreams were just right! Although I still can’t get over the fact it’s illegal for Ezra to sleep with her – it’s probably illegal for Jason too, but he’s like 19 to her 16, not teaching her English Lit.
But while we welcome any dream Aria has with either man, Aria need only confide in Spencer to get an objective perspective: Jason’s the bad guy!
After asking her mother about the hockey stick her father burned, Mrs. Hastings quickly hides her surprise with a good old fashioned “Oh, your father probably had a good reason. Let’s just trust him”. Yeah, like you trusted child-taping Ian to marry your daughter?
Spencer’s not letting this rest and recruits a heartbroken Emily as her trusty sidekick for Operation: Let’s See What Jason’s Hiding In His Mysterious Tool Shed.
You see, Spencer spied him being all whack about people going in there AND she saw where he hides his key. You know, Spencer would make a good “A” in her own right!
But the girls got way more than they bargained for. Instead of finding the rest of the hockey stick, they find pictures covering every nook and cranny of the shed…PICTURES OF ARIA! So, yeah…….Jason’s a psycho. Spencer, you were right!
But silly spies, you don’t leave your flashlight behind to tip off the suspect you’re tailing as you escape! Now Jason knows someone was creeping around and clears all the surveillance equipment and pics before Spencer and Emily can get proof to show Aria.
In case you’re wondering how Spencer managed to drag Emily around on that little advencture, remember, Emily is suffering from a broken heart. Hanna’s mom (who’s totally da bomb! btw) totally let’s Emily have her lesbian poker party in their house.
But “A” (who’s totally not da bomb! btw) knows how to wreck a good party, and forces Emily to hit on one of Samara’s friends to ruin their relationship.
Now I’m starting to really, truly hate “A”. Yes, it’s fun to see how “A” finds ways to screw them over, but this? Seriously? This was just cruel.
You screwed over Hanna and Lucas, drove Spencer’s kitchen boytoy away and forced Aria’s mom to move out. When you’re finally revealed, I hope they film the scene where you finally get b***hslapped from every single angle possible!
So Samara’s not talking to Emily any more, which sucks, Spencer’s convinced Jason’s evil, which doesn’t suck that much anymore, and Aria likes Ezra in front and Jason in back, which whoever’s sucking where will remain in Aria’s head.
Let’s see what Hanna’s up to.
Hanna’s actually as good as can be. Yeah, she’s giving her father the cold shoulder, but she’s still got Caleb to keep her warm. Until Caleb’s mother comes a’ callin’.
At first Caleb wants nothing to do with her, but talking it out with the lovable Hanna changes his mind. Which was a bad move for Hanna cause guess what? Caleb’s high-tailing it down to California to meet her, leaving Hanna and their relationship behind.
But they had the BEST GOOD-BYE EVER! No fancy clothes, no pretty make-up, so special dressed-up setting – they were both crying and it happened in Hanna’s doorway. It was beautiful and they told each other they loved each other. This is soooooooo not the end of Caleb and Hanna. But she did get one thing out of the situation – she learns she can’t push her dad away anymore and calls him up.
And you can’t have a sweet moment without having a disgusting one to follow it. Enter Jenna and Officer Garrett.
We find out they’re out to make sure Aria and Jason don’t get together. Why? ‘Cause that might trigger Jason to remember something about the night Alison disappeared. Something they don’t want anyone to remember.
Oh, and Jenna may get her sight back. Or not. We don’t know yet.
Well, once Aria finds out about Jason’s private Aria-scrapbook, I’m sure keeping them apart won’t be a problem. Plus she’s told him she’s unavailable, so we’ll see how far Jason pushes things.
In the end though, I don’t think Jason’s evil. There was someone else in the shed when Spencer and Emily were snooping inside because someone took a picture of them, and it wasn’t Jason. Now that’s just creepy as hell.
WHO THE HELL WAS IN THERE WITH THEM!?!
Got a secret, can you keep it? Swear this one you’ll save. Better lock it, in your pocket, taking this one to the grave. If I show you then I know you won’t tell what I said. Cause two can keep a secret, if one of them is dead…
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