Posh’s Jello Moulds
June 28th, 2007
OK, take a few moments to absorb your excitement for the Spice Girls reunion to concentrate on this photo of Posh. Yes, I know, there are ALWAYS pics of Posh that beg criticism, but this one is truly…gah. Speechless.
Seriously?
Some reactions:
Soja: “They look like two upside down Jello moulds.”
John: “That’s a really poorly dressed mannequin.”
Emma: “Her shoulders are freakishly wider than the rest of her torso.”
Nate: “That pic’s OK…I mean, it’s no dramatic chipmunk…”
It’s like she stuffed her already lithe body into an ill-fitting sausage encasing. I didn’t think there was a modicum of fat on Posh’s body, but apparently even I can be proven wrong. Please glance to the right of the photo and note the ARMPIT droop that’s spilling…no, seeping, from the corset.
Another one in which she looks even MORE uncomfortable. Seriously, why do people wear corsets?!
Also, this photo’s a little odd too, innit? Posh off to the side looking surly while parading the American flag. Quite the patriot!
- Photographs courtesy Getty Images
Posted on Thursday, June 28th, 2007 at 2:23 pm by Kat and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.
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3 Responses to “Posh’s Jello Moulds”
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It’s truly baffling. The only thing I can think of is that it’s a hair piece. Plus keep in mind that it’s super short…so even if it IS her real hair, it isn’t that hard to keep it healthy if you cut off an inch or so every 3-4 weeks like you would with a cut like this.
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She looks awful- she was cute when the Spice Girls was new, but not anymore. The rest of the Spice Girls seemed to have aged well though!
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How does Posh look so sickly, yet have such healthy-looking hair…? Is it sucking up all of her body’s nutrients?