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Every once in a while I read about celebs neglecting or abusing their pets – WAIT, not every once in a while – a little too often! Celebs or not, it just boils my blood. Too many stories exposed of these nimrods who are privileged to have these beautiful creatures in their lives, but really don’t care. We’ve got Paris and Britney, who every week are caught by the ‘razzi with a new pup or kitty in their arms, using them more as an accessory. There’s the dog-fighting ringleader Michael Vic, (I refer to him as more like Michael D*c!) who is partly responsible for the death of at least 6 dogs. And most recently, Mr. Pete Doherty feels the need to share his addiction to crack with his kitten Duncan. He makes him a custom made mini crack pipe so this helpless kitten can take hits with him?! YOU are sooooo cool. Whatevs!

My advice letters:

Dear P and Brit,

Next time you need an accessory, walk past the pet store and head to Rodeo Drive.

Hugs!
Cat

Dear Mr. D*c,

Get your buddies together to play and bet on a few rounds of ROCK’em SOCK’em and leave the animal fighting to the animal kingdom!

Meow!
Cat

And last but not least:

Dear Petey,

Crack kills! Do what you want to yourself but I think Duncan would prefer catnip over crack.

Luvsies!
Cat

Aaaaaaaand send.

Posted on Friday, September 7th, 2007 at 2:58 pm by Cat and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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