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June 6th, 2006
So, yo, ho. Sorry, I start to talk gibberish when I’m excited, and right now I’ve got a pretty good reason to be all up in yo’ grill. (See? This is making no sense). Dudes, we’ve got the official list of presenters for the MMVAs! Eeeeee. First of all, *I* may get the chance to meet Cylon Number 6 from Battlestar Galactica (cylons are sexier!), aka Tricia Helfer aka host of Canada’s Next Top Model. If I can get my picture taken with her and pose like a sexy alien robot, I so will.
When you throw a party, who’s sure to come? Paris Hilton, that’s who. She’ll be here, possible wardrobe malfunctions and all, to hand out some hardware. AND my baby daddy T.I. will be in the house. Let’s see, who else: Tori Spelling; if she brings along her husband, I’m gonna be on the lookout for that huge Tori tattoo on his arm, man. I need to see that up close. I’ll request a wiggle, cause that would be funny. Heehee, DANCE, TATTOO!
Sam Roberts and Evanescence will be all up in here. So will Mobile and Kardinal Offishall, AND Massari, AND Theory of a Deadman, AND The Trews. BUT THAT’S NOT ALL!! (shock, gasp, choke)
Amanda Bynes (I’m all about “What I Like About You”, that sheeit is hilarious). Elisha Cuthbert. Jesse Metcalfe. Shawn Ashmore. Jay Manuel (Mr. Jay, everybody!).
One last thing – Yellowcard has been added to the list of performers, so you know it’s gonna be one hootenanny of a good time.
It’s like a 2 for 1 deal, but instead of just 2, you get 25!! I think my head might explode.Tweet