Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious [Episode 2]

February 27th, 2008

This week’s theme is ~*~CONFIDENCE~*~ .. but someone has a problem with that. Right, Natalie?

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Don’t give me that sass. We’re all sassed out of you. And it’s only week 2!

The girls move into the Pussycat Dolls Loft and they LOVE it!

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There’s a dance studio, exercise equipment and just the right amount of bedroom separation to create maximum drama. We’ll get to that in a second. Meanwhile, the first three girls of the episode to speak are Natalie, Cassandra and Megan, which means that they’re the ones who will be in trouble this week. That’s the rule. Natalie says, “one thing I have over these girls is that I’m attractive. .. Also, I have a good personality.” LOVE IT! HA, ha, ha. You have a personality, that’s for sure, but maybe more of the villain variety.

We get short back-stories from Megan and Cassandra, including old photos and video footage. This is how you know they’re really in trouble this week, because before you boot someone off the show, you gotta at least feature them in some way. It’s the rule.

Natalie and Chrystina stake claim to their room and immediately start with the trash talking. “I can’t believe some of these girls made it into the house,” whispers Natalie. “Tee hee!” replies Chrystina.

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Natalie: “You know what Nichole said? ‘I don’t want to room with you guys because you’ll be gossiping the whole time.’ Isn’t that stupid?” Oh, irony. You are a cruel and also hilarious mistress.

PCD MAIL! The girls watch their first piece of video mail featuring Nicole Scherzinger and the rest of them. No, seriously - she is completely separate. There are group shots in the video that are sans Nicole. What’s up with that? Anyway, basically the message is that this week’s theme is CONFIDENCE, and now go to the dance studio. They go. There, Robin says, “you’re now in Pussycat Dolls boot camp” and then splits them into groups of 4.

Nichole, Natalie, Tiffanie and Ilisa will sing “Holiday” by Madonna, and they freak out.

Megan, Cassandra, Alexis and Jamie will sing “Hit Me Baby One More Time” by Britster, and they freak out.

Jenna, Charlye, Chrystina and Carrie will sing “Tearin’ Up My Heart” by *NSync, and they freak out.

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Hey. Chill. It’s not like you’re meeting Lance Bass or anything.

Chrystina says that she really wanted to be in a group with Natalie, cause Jenna and Carrie aren’t dancers. She’s really worried. Jamie says that Cassandra is the worst singer, and she hopes it doesn’t affect the group. CONFIDENCE!

O hai, hottie…

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Did Megan look this broke down last week?

In practice, Cassandra has some problems with her vocals and Carrie walks like a horse (according to Robin). Choreographer Mikey says that Carrie is an underdog, because she has no dance training. It’s also because she’s a soccer mom.

Back at the lab, Natalie and Chrystina continue to trash talk. Mostly Natalie. Tiffanie is so dramatic! Nichole thinks she’s the best singer here! I really wish I was in a different group! This is how Tiffanie sings!

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Chrystina: Tee hee!

Outside, Nichole rolls her eyes and wonders how she’ll ever put up with this cattiness. By being catty in return, of course!

THE NEXT DAY:

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Don’t be scared, Jenna .. it’s only JC Chasez! JC surprises the girls mid practice and Charlye ambushes him. She explains that when you meet a member of *NSync, you scream and you jump, because that’s what you’re supposed to do. Point taken. JC says, “when you practice, you have to practice full out.” And “you have to be willing to sound bad to sound good.” It’s ok, JC. Some of these girls have that in the bag.

Back to boot camp, Mikey uses intricate instructions to teach his choreography.

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“Back and pop. Back and pop. Uhhhh. Uhhhhhh.” I wonder if he gets his lips done at the same place as Robin and Lil Kim?

Megan says that she doesn’t want to be associated with pageants anymore, because she’s been doing them since she was 6 months old. 6 months old?! Anyway, Mikey says that Megan just isn’t funky. What do you mean, Mikey?

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Not funky? Or too funky?

Later, Robin shows up at the loft and tells the girls to get some cute heels and sunglasses. Then they go to a minor league baseball field. I understand the sunglasses but man, all those heels are gonna do is put holes in the grass. And then some poor baseball man will fall in a hole and then what? Meanwhile, Natalie’s sunglasses eat her face.

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Robin sends the girls off in their groups to rehearse the National Anthem. The group with the best arrangement will open the game in front of a “massive audience”, and the girl in that group who shows the most confidence will be safe from elimination. Right away, Natalie is all mopey, complaining that she won’t do well. Nichole gets pissed at her pessimistic attitude. She confessionals, “this week’s theme is about confidence - what is wrong with you?!” Answer: everything. Then Tiffanie is all, “I could have punched her. I could have took her hair and chopped it off.”

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That? Is awesome. New favourite alert. Also, Tiffanie kind of looks like Oprah here, Y/N?

The groups perform for Robin and the clear winner is Carrie’s group because, well, they can all sing. Jenna says, “this is the first time I’ve sung in a stadium with thousands of people.” And by thousands, she means…

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Dozens. Whoa, that picture looks like moving!

After their big debut, Carrie is the obvious winner. And by this point, I’m starting to feel bad that I said she looks 40. I’ll drop that number to 30.

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She was actually quite adorable when she won, and said, “I’m still worried. I still have to work it for the judges cause if I do bad, it makes the whole group look bad.” Respect! She’s the first girl so far to be shown with other people’s best interest in mind.

Nichole feels that Natalie sabotaged their group and confronts her at the loft. She says that Nat’s lack of confidence made her feel that Natalie didn’t believe in the group. “Right off the bat you thought we wouldn’t win. I really didn’t like that.”

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Natalie confessionals that she doesn’t think Nichole is the sweetheart she’s made out to be. Tiffanie joins in on the discussion and agrees that her lack of confidence wasn’t cool, and made the group feel bad. Natalie starts crying.

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She calls her mom and says that everyone is ganging up on her. Her mom says, “at the end of the day, the only thing that matters is what?” Natalie: “winning.” Mom: “Is you being proud of who you are.” Nah. Winning is so much better than believing in yourself!

Later, the girls go to the Pussycat Dolls Lounge for the first time for their performances. Mark introduces the judges and the show begins. First up is Natalie, Nichole, Ilisa and Tiffanie singing “Holiday”. For all the infighting, they’re pretty good, but Robin says it wasn’t amazing. Lil Kim says that she wanted that “Madonna alluringness” from Ilisa. Alluringness? Oh, Lil Kim.

Jamie, Megan, Cassandra and Alexis are up with “Hit Me Baby One More Time”. Lil Kim is all:

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Yeah. It’s awful. Ron Fair says that their pitch was out the window, and that it’s nice to see Cassandra but not to hear her. Ouch. But true.

Carrie, Jenna, Chrystina and Charlye sing “Tearin’ Up My Heart”. Lil Kim is all:

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Robin says that she really enjoyed watching them, and Kim says that she felt like she was at a girl *NSync concert. Lil Kim is the best judge ever!

The judges discuss in private and agree that the “Hit Me Baby” group was the worst. They bring the girls out, and it comes down to Megan and Cassandra:

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But Megan’s lack of funk loses out to Cassandra’s lack of vocals, and the girl with the cherry tattoo on her lady business gets to stay another week. It’s cool, I think I like Cassandra.

Next week: Ilisa is weird. A listening party for Nicole Scherzinger’s new CD. Is that still coming out?!

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33 Responses to “Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious [Episode 2]”

  1. this site is good instead of pictures you should use movies it would be good 4 people who didnt get 2 see the tv show

  2. How many of these girls are ex or current strippers

  3. yeah you should really put on the video who ppl dident get to watch it. like me…..anyways hope you do. thanx bye!

  4. so yeah i do agree with you Emily…:)

  5. Hey guys, we can’t put the episodes online but Much is playing it a million times a week :-)

  6. i think natelie has got to go if she want’s too be in a group i think she should be nice too people in her group because this is just showing robyn that she is not good in a group like she should have gave the pair of boots to the girl like really robyn make her goo and oh yeah i love the show and omm i know i am a kid but i am the best dancer on pei

    By micheala smith i am 11 on February 28, 2008 at 3:34 pm |
  7. I hope Jenna wins cuz she shares my name!

  8. i really like jenna and charlye

    By keshia on March 1, 2008 at 5:04 pm |
  9. haha,it’s funnny how you make fun of the b*tch natalie. im just waiting for her to get kicked out.

    By melissa on March 1, 2008 at 11:27 pm |
  10. I love Carry i hope she wins. she is soo pretty and the best singer in the WORLD.

    By Amanda on March 2, 2008 at 5:12 pm |
  11. i think that Natalie is a real b**** she is so self centered and only cares about herself. I think Natalie should go home. i think that she’s being areal exagerative girl. especially when she embellishes the story to her mom on the phone. peace out.

    By jessica on March 2, 2008 at 7:09 pm |
  12. I think you should put videos and pics because i didn’t get to see the show this week.

    By Jenifer on March 2, 2008 at 7:58 pm |
  13. i really hate natalie i will be really mad if she wins.

    By grace on March 3, 2008 at 1:45 am |
  14. I really think that the only reason they are keeping Natalie on the show is becasue everyone will keep watching to see if she is going to get the boot yet! She makes for what they consider “good tv”…smart on their behalf.

  15. Natalie needs a boot to her head! This girl is as annoying as a skin rash. GROW UP CHILD. I hope she makes it to the end to just get cuuuuuuuuuuuuut!!

  16. Natalie is a bitch!

    By Lauren on March 3, 2008 at 4:33 pm |
  17. I hate that fucking Natalie. Shes such a big twisting annoying bitch. Seriiously. Grow up!

  18. I love Natalie shes real and speaks with her mind even though she creates drama it makes the show interesting so props to her Yo! And Alexis is super cute she is one of my favs i just love her personailty!! I think Alexis,Natalie,and Chystina should be the new Girlicious group!

  19. My favorites are Carrie, Chrystina, and Charlye. I think they stand out among all the other girls. These girls can sing, dance, and put on a great performance. At first I did think Natalie has the potential to become part of Girlicious, but my views changed gravely after the girls moved in together. Yes, girls gossip, but the comments she made was way too mean. Although Chrystina was with her, she only agreed to what Natalie was saying and didn’t make the comments herself. And I was most disappointed with Natalie when they were competing to sing the national anthem in front of a large crowd. She pretty much decided they weren’t going to win in the beginning. The gossiping part about her is bad, but giving up before even trying is even worse.

    A lot of people like Jamie, Alexis, and Ilisa. Personally I think Jamie, and Alexis is over rated. Their performances look like what any normal girl can do. As for Ilisa, I think she has an interesting look, but like Jamie and Alexis, neither their dancing nor their singing draws me in. So people watch carefully. Are you really voting for their looks, their personality, or qualities that make them real stars.

    By Jasmine on March 3, 2008 at 10:13 pm |
  20. I think Natalie should *NOT* Be In Girlicious. Girls of all ages do not look up to young woman who are Catty. She does have a nice voice, but to me that is NOT enough to become an icon for young girls. Either shape up your attitude Natalie… OR GET OFF THE STAGE GIRL!!

    By JESSICA DONOGHUE on March 4, 2008 at 10:48 pm |
  21. i think natalie should stop putting people down and always prtending to be the victim.. i think that its great the she speakes her mind.. but dont say some thing to purposly hurt someone! and the 3rd episode like when they were sing ing the national anthem i think sje was a huge bummer to the group and could have one immunity if she tried!

    By Mackenzy on March 4, 2008 at 11:59 pm |
  22. Ok first of all I love Girlicious! The best show ever! Ok why does everyone hate Natalie? So she’s a little bitchy but hey, everyone is sometimes! Well it’s true that she makes good tv! Aha!! “I hope Jenna wins cuz she shares my name!”

    Ok WTF!? Why the hell do you want them to win because they share your name? I’m not saying I don’t like Jenna (she isn’t bad) but wanting someone to win because they share the same name is just lame. If someones name was Hannah I wouldn’t be like “I hope Hannah wins cuz she shares my name!” :) Toodles! ~Hannah<3~

    By Hannah on March 5, 2008 at 3:00 pm |
  23. well first of all i just want to say girlicious ROCKS!!! AND if (SHITHEAD) natalie gets in the group i will never spend one cent on anything to do with girlicious ,,,, she is the most uglyist person EVER inside and out. all she does is bitch and bitch ,,,shut your F***** MOUTH and stop picking on Ilisa , your just jelious that she has it and u dont. DUMB BITCH !!!!! WELL i feel a hole hell of alot better . thx

  24. Hahah yeah everyone hates Natalie because she speaks the truth, and unfortunatly, the truth hurts. But I do egree, her bitchy comments aren’t needed about Ilisa, but I ALSO egree that she doesn’t belong in this competition…she should really go solo, she’d go really far. What I don’t get it when Ilisa said “Thats why most of my friends are guys. I don’t like catty-ness.” Then why is she going into a girl group?

    Anyways, thats my opionion. =P

  25. Carrie has a great voice, very talented. She should win, or be picked up as a solo artist.

    By Hilary on March 10, 2008 at 7:57 pm |
  26. Not trying to be mean,but i seriously HATE HATE HATE HATE AND HATE Natalie she is such a bitch!! If u agree wit me say it !

    By *jessica on March 11, 2008 at 9:48 pm |
  27. what is the song nicole sings infront of the girls?

  28. I love natalie!!!!!!!!

  29. I Watched and I Think Nattilie, Carrie Should Mkae It Finals and ummm unno who else

  30. ok..hanna, dont piss of other people and make bitchy cpmments about them ok?

    anyway, i hate Natalie!!!

    and *Jessica, i totally agree with you

    By Natalie on March 27, 2008 at 4:11 pm |
  31. These chicks are hot!!!!!!!!!!!

    By Kam Singh on April 11, 2008 at 11:55 am |
  32. I like Nicole because shes the prettys and she has a really sexy voice i know for sure she going to make it to girlious to bad she will be the only blounde

  33. dear chrystina and natalie if read i had a dream last night that you were visiting my school and you were so close to me and when i woke up i felt so close to you like you were my sister

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