Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious [Episode 5]
March 19th, 2008
On yesterday’s episode of Girlicious, Jenna was thisclose to being dragged away to the slaughter …
but in the end she was saved, and we lost better bitches for it. More on that later.
But first, it’s all about Natalie! Don’t worry - for now, she’s getting a better edit and for the first time I found myself liking her. A little bit. A TINY BIT.
Natalie calls her mom and hears some scary news: her grandmother was taken to the ER. She tells us through tears that her family means everything to her, and if there’s one reason she’s in this competition, it’s for them.
Meanwhile, Jamie breathes a sigh of relief after avoiding elimination. “I’m going to take off my make-up, put on my PJs and thank god for a second chance,” she says. And then there’s Jenna, who’s still huffy about some of the girls’ comments last week - Nichole, who said Jenna is just getting by in the competition and Tiffanie, who said if it wasn’t for her good looks, Jenna wouldn’t even be here. “There are some girls I’d never want to be in a group with,” she says.
Jamie explains that the house is divided into two cliques - Jenna, Natalie & Chrystina, and Tiffanie, Nichole & Charlye. Ilisa, Carrie and Jamie stay neutral because as Jamie says, “I could potentially be in a group with any of these girls.” You’re talking a lot in this episode honey - that’s a bad sign.
PCD mail! This week’s theme is “sexiness”, and Ilisa confesses that she might have a problem with this one.
Robin tells the girls, “this week we’re gonna ROCK!” Carrie is excited about this cause rock music is her element. Aaaaand here are the groups:
Nichole, Jenna, Chrystina - “Hit Me With Your Best Shot” (Nichole is worried about having Jenna in her group because “she’s kinda lazy”.)
Carrie, Ilisa, Tiffanie - “Piece Of My Heart” (I don’t know about you, but I’m totally sick of hearing this song on TV. I think it’s Amanda Overmyer’s fault. But apparently these girls aren’t sick of it yet):
Jamie, Natalie, Charlye - “Want You To Want Me” (Natalie is worried about Jamie, cause her vocals aren’t strong).
With all this worrying about other people, I guess Robin takes them by surprise when she says they’ll be judged individually this week. And then she takes them by surprise even more when she reveals that TWO people will be eliminated!!
Day one, rehearsals. No surprise that Jenna is having trouble with the choreography.
“I don’t feel like I’m a horrible dancer - I just can’t pick up the choreography.” Mikey’s all on her ass. “Good Nichole. Bad Jenna. Good Nichole. Bad Jenna.” Way to rub it in, Rubby.
Jamie is really worried that two girls will be going home, cause she has some vocal problems. In rehearsal, Kenn surprises everyone by making her captain cause she sounds super good. Jamie’s all verklempt.
And then there’s Ilisa, who’s trying her best to be sexy when Mikey informs her that she’s making the most ridiculous of faces. “Ilisa does this smelly face, like there’s tuna in the room,” he tells us. Mikey is the world champion of making people feel their best.
Later, Natalie calls her Mom and finds out that her grandmother died that morning. “Keep your head up, cause you’re doing this for all of us, ok?”
Natalie says, “all I could think was that I needed to go home and be with my family at a time of need like this.” Her mom tells her not to cry, cause she can’t be there to hold her. And for the first time, I feel compassion for Natalie. And for the first time, an episode of Girlicious brings a tear to my eye. Who knew?
Natalie goes to her bed, but Ilisa hears her crying from another room. Despite their differences in the past, Ilisa immediately goes to find out what’s wrong. This brings a second tear to my eye.
It’s not long before the rest of the girls gather around to provide comfort and support, and Natalie says that she feels closer to the girls through the experience.
Next day, the ladies gather in the studio just in time for dancer Blake McGrath to show up.
And THEN, Robin tells ‘em that their challenge this week is to create a super-sexy dance with a male. *shriek!* A gaggle of cuties enter the room and the girls lose their sh*t.
Some of the guys look like they just got outta jail and are very happy to have some female companionship.
The girls are chosen by the dudes playground stylies and surprise, Jenna and Ilisa are the last to go. Ilisa is good humoured about it, saying “you have to laugh.” Aw. How can you not like this chick?
The pairs go off to rehearse their moves. Chrystina has chemistry with her man and Charlye is adamant that one can be sexy without being raunchy. In other news, Tiffanie sees Jenna and says, “she actually looked like a whale having sex.” H-A-R-S-H. But there is truth to this statement - the whole sex part, I mean:
Everyone re-groups and the dance-off begins: they all dance at the same time and Mikey eliminates them one by one with a glittery bullhorn. Jenna “crossed the line between raunchy and sexy” and is eliminated first. But I guess Blake was into it:
Eventually it’s down to Chrystina and Charlye, and Chrystina’s obvious chemistry with her partner helps her take the immunity prize.
“You can hate, you can be jealous, I don’t even care,” she says. This is before actual haterade actually begins. Which happens now.
Back at the lab, Charlye won’t shut up about how she didn’t need to simulate sex to come in second place. I’m not sure if this is a jab at Jenna or Chrystina, but Jenna takes it as disrespecting Chrystina. She storms off to her own clique. “I’m sorry, but I’m so over Charlye. She was talking shit about you being all over the floor.” Chrystina yells that if people want to say something to her, they can say it to her face.
Tiffanie is all like, fine. I’ll do it. This is where I briefly fall in love with her. She’s like, “NO, she did NOT just call us out!?”
“Did you forget who I was? That I bring the drama, I LOVE the drama, it’s fun for me?” She beelines for Chrystina like a woman on a mission. Either this young lass has a wise understanding about reality archetypes, or she’s actually like this in real life and bless the casting department. I love this holier than thou angle of Tiffanie as she begins the epic confrontation:
This next part is complicated and I’m not going to give you the exact blow-by-blow. People are screaming.
Charlye is defensive. Chrystina is defensive. Jenna is defensive. NATALIE is telling people to calm down. Tiffanie is just there for fun. Remember, this all started with Charlye saying that other people danced like whores. Ok, I guess that’s kind of a low blow. Chrystina says it was out of line for Charlye to say that, and Tiffanie says it was out of line for Chrystina to keep calling them out to come talk to her face.
And then there’s Jamie, who sits back and enjoys the show. Like us!
“It wasn’t my fight, but I had to be in the kitchen for that!” Amen, sister.
And the award for loudest volume goes to… Tiffanie. By the end of the fight I’m convinced she just likes to hear herself talk. Or scream. Jamie says, “Tiffanie is animated and crazy as it is. To watch her in a fight? Oh, my gosh.”
Tiffanie’s closing argument is, “you suck every week!” And Jenna closes the whole thing off semi-intelligently: “You’re talking to people like they’re stupid. There are a lot of people in this house who deserve to be here. I’m going to bed.” Aaaand scene. But not quite. Tiffanie calls after her, “whatchu mad for? You asked for us to come and talk to you.” Jenna turns around and sighs, “what the F*CK.”
The next morning, Nichole and Chrystina wake up Jenna for rehearsals. “Please leave me alone, I’m leaving today,” Jenna groans. Nichole asks why she’s leaving. “I don’t want to be here no more.” Nichole shakes her head. “That blows my mind.”
Nichole sometimes has an air of entitlement, like she does here. It’s like she believes she’s superior. Kind of bugs me sometimes. Anyhoodle, Nichole and Chrys head off to rehearsals alone, and Robins all, WTF? She goes to have a talk with Jenna, who says that she could never be in a group with Tiffanie, Charlye or Nichole. Robin of course is disappointed that Jenna would give up so easily. Later, she shows up to practice, and we can only hope that with her willingness to give up, she’ll be going home anyway.
Performances! First up, Jenna, Nichole and Chrystina sing “Hit Me With Your Best Shot”.
Robin loved it, and Ron tells Chrystina she was the MVP. Next!
Tiffanie, Carrie and Ilisa sing “Piece Of My Heart”.
Robin says, “you girls took another little piece of MY heart.” Thanks, Paula Abdul. But while they were good as a group, the judges have some small beefs with Ilisa and Tiffanie’s individual performances. NEXT!
Natalie, Jamie and Charlye sing “Want You To Want Me”.
The judges nitpick about Charlye and Nat’s vocals. They loved Jamie overall, but still, she can’t sing. Uh oh. And then backstage, while Jamie worries about her future, Jenna guarantees that she’ll be going back to the loft. Damn you, lazylegs!
The judges discuss, and then bring the girls out. Nichole, Charlye, Chrystina, Tiffanie, Carrie = safe. The judges tell Natalie that she let stress affect her vocals, but she’s safe. And then, out of Jenna, Jamie and Ilisa, the judges keep… JENNA. As if!
Ilisa reacts, once again, with good nature. It’s sad to see her go.
Jamie is a little pissed. “It sucks that I gave it my all every week and someone who was about to walk out is still there.” Ilisa closes the show with, “I’ve been through so much, but this is my dream - and I’m going to live my dream.” Go get ‘em, girls.
Next week: Charlye, Charlye, Charlye. And Natalie’s a bitch again!
Posted on Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 at 1:13 pm by Mike VK and is filed under We <3 TV.
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145 Responses to “Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious [Episode 5]”
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OMG…….IF ANY OF YOU PEOPLE HAVE A PROBLEM WITH WAT I’M TYPING…EMAIL ME AT: ali_darling@hotmail.com
JENNA IS A SON OF A WHORE THAT HAS TWO KIDNEY STONES. YOU TOO!!!!!!!!!!!
TIFFANY SHOULD BURY HER FACE INTO QUICKSAND
CHARLYE SHOULD GO BE A STUPID COWGIRL WITH HER MOM IN A TOILET
BRYAN SHOULD DATE ME FOREVER AND EVER, AND THEN WE CAN MARRY AND HAVE TWO KIDS. OUR DAUGHTER’S NAME WILL BE SANJAYA AND OUR SON’S NAME WILL BE JAMIE.
I HATE MY FAMILY…NO ONE PAYS ATTENTION TO ME
AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO HOME TIFFANY CHARYE AND NICOLE…GO HOME!
AND TO THAT FREAK WHO SAID THEY WERE NATALIE….GO HOME YOU WHORE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I can’t believe that Jenna got the boot, I think that she should have stayed because she has one of the better voices and I am sure that she would have proven that she really wanted to be one of the three in girlicious
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i just want to say that this whole show is fucked….did the judges not see what all the kids said that one episode about how Ilisa stood out the most and was the most noticible…like fuck pay attention lets put some real girls out there now days not this carbon copy bubble gym shit that were used to from growning up times changes so do figures and personalities so get with the effin program like ****!!!
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why is Jenna still here?? really, she does nothing and then she whines about doing nothing. on and on and on, thank god tiffany became really loud, that way Jenna’s whining was drowned out. really, is that all they do??? cuz that is pretty sad. anyways, it sucks to see Ilisa and Jamie go since they were “neutrals” as Jamie puts it. now Carrie is all by herself. shame to see both girls go. i really hope Jenna’s gonna go soon.
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what a shame that all these blogs are hating on natalie. by far she’s the prettiest one on the show, obviously she’s misunderstood and anybody who made a bad comment about her is just jealous of her. yeah, maybe her vocals aren’t the best, but, madonna, britney spears, jennifer lopez, should i go on, none of those had the vocals of mariah carey, and yet they’re still top. natalie will be top. go natalie!
chrystina should definitely shine, but she should show that she wants to learn, not that she knows it all. also a hottie.
OMG THANK GOD JENNA IS GONE. i hate lazy girls!!! yeah great voice, but it’s obvious that robin loves the dancers. if she would’ve moved or lost weight, she would’ve made it.
tiffanie is awesome, her “hood” is way too cool. i love how she brings it. but, that’s nothing to do with girlicious. not sure about her.
charlye, beautiful voice and really good entertainer, at least her or chrystina should be part of the group.
nicole: yay texas.
carrie needs to be solo. amazing voice, needs to be solo, she’s too old for girlicious.
xoxo
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what a shame that all these blogs are hating on natalie. by far she’s the prettiest one on the show, obviously she’s misunderstood and anybody who made a bad comment about her is just jealous of her. yeah, maybe her vocals aren’t the best, but, madonna, britney spears, jennifer lopez, should i go on, none of those had the vocals of mariah carey, and yet they’re still top. natalie will be top. go natalie!
chrystina should definitely shine, but she should show that she wants to learn, not that she knows it all. also a hottie.
OMG THANK GOD JENNA IS GONE. i hate lazy girls!!! yeah great voice, but it’s obvious that robin loves the dancers. if she would’ve moved or lost weight, she would’ve made it.
tiffanie is awesome, her “hood” is way too cool. i love how she brings it. but, that’s nothing to do with girlicious. not sure about her.
charlye, beautiful voice and really good entertainer, at least her or chrystina should be part of the group.
nicole: yay texas.
carrie needs to be solo. amazing voice, needs to be solo, she’s too old for girlicious.
xoxo
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what a shame that all these blogs are hating on natalie. by far she’s the prettiest one on the show, obviously she’s misunderstood and anybody who made a bad comment about her is just jealous of her. yeah, maybe her vocals aren’t the best, but, madonna, britney spears, jennifer lopez, should i go on, none of those had the vocals of mariah carey, and yet they’re still top. natalie will be top. go natalie!
chrystina should definitely shine, but she should show that she wants to learn, not that she knows it all. also a hottie.
OMG THANK GOD JENNA IS GONE. i hate lazy girls!!! yeah great voice, but it’s obvious that robin loves the dancers. if she would’ve moved or lost weight, she would’ve made it.
tiffanie is awesome, her “hood” is way too cool. i love how she brings it. but, that’s nothing to do with girlicious. not sure about her.
charlye, beautiful voice and really good entertainer, at least her or chrystina should be part of the group.
nicole: yay texas.
carrie needs to be solo. amazing voice, needs to be solo, she’s too old for girlicious.
xoxo
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what a shame that all these blogs are hating on natalie. by far she’s the prettiest one on the show, obviously she’s misunderstood and anybody who made a bad comment about her is just jealous of her. yeah, maybe her vocals aren’t the best, but, madonna, britney spears, jennifer lopez, should i go on, none of those had the vocals of mariah carey, and yet they’re still top. natalie will be top. go natalie!
chrystina should definitely shine, but she should show that she wants to learn, not that she knows it all. also a hottie.
OMG THANK GOD JENNA IS GONE. i hate lazy girls!!! yeah great voice, but it’s obvious that robin loves the dancers. if she would’ve moved or lost weight, she would’ve made it.
tiffanie is awesome, her “hood” is way too cool. i love how she brings it. but, that’s nothing to do with girlicious. not sure about her.
charlye, beautiful voice and really good entertainer, at least her or chrystina should be part of the group.
nicole: yay texas.
carrie needs to be solo. amazing voice, needs to be solo, she’s too old for girlicious.
xoxo
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what a shame that all these blogs are hating on natalie. by far she’s the prettiest one on the show, obviously she’s misunderstood and anybody who made a bad comment about her is just jealous of her. yeah, maybe her vocals aren’t the best, but, madonna, britney spears, jennifer lopez, should i go on, none of those had the vocals of mariah carey, and yet they’re still top. natalie will be top. go natalie!
chrystina should definitely shine, but she should show that she wants to learn, not that she knows it all. also a hottie.
OMG THANK GOD JENNA IS GONE. i hate lazy girls!!! yeah great voice, but it’s obvious that robin loves the dancers. if she would’ve moved or lost weight, she would’ve made it.
tiffanie is awesome, her “hood” is way too cool. i love how she brings it. but, that’s nothing to do with girlicious. not sure about her.
charlye, beautiful voice and really good entertainer, at least her or chrystina should be part of the group.
nicole: yay texas.
carrie needs to be solo. amazing voice, needs to be solo, she’s too old for girlicious.
xoxo
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I really wish Jamie hadnt of been let go i really liked her. I think Natalie will definitly be in the group only because she is pretty though bc god only knows she’s a stuck up bitch who thinks her own sh*t dont stink. I also think Tiffany will also be in it bc they always talk about her star quality.. then i am on the fence it will either be nicole or christina!! these girls should all learn to get along do they realize they’re going to be a group??
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OMG!!!.I cant believe Ilisa and Jamie went home, Jenna should’ve went home I HATE her!!!.My faves were Jamie, Ilisa and Carrie, I thought Jamie waz going 2 win i waz wrong:( ,Natalie a bitch and tiffanie and charlye have fricken 2 much attitude, if they r in girlicious i’ll loose it lol.The girls i want 2 be in girlicious r Carrie, Crystina and Nichole.
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Alessia, ur right now that Jamie’s gone, itz really boring Natalie, Tiffanie or Charlye should’ve went home instead of Jamie and Ilisa.
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wtf i loved iilisa i am so sad to see her go she was by far the best
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Girlicious is probably not going to be very successful after this show if none of the girls get along with eachother. I mean, groups and bands have to be amazing friends to have a career and this group is a bunch of girls forced to live in the same house and in a group. If they’re gonna tour together, have their careers together, write songs (wait they prbly dont even write their own songs) and they hate eachother its gonna be sad ending.still this show is pretty funny to watch. Natalie is talented but she’s WAY to much of a bitch and shes just rude. like what the f*Ck is wrong with her?
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How come Jamie’s picture wasn’t there?I thought Ilisa AND Jamie went home but they just show Ilisa
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Im rlly glad Jennah went home shes sooooooooooooo….. well LAZY!!!!! I rlly like Nichole shes like 1 of my favourites!!!!:)
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I cant belive Ilisa went she wus rlly good:) My fav. ppl : Nichole, Natalie, and… Carrie!!!!!:) u go Girls!!
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i LOVVVVVVVVVVEDDD jamie. Ever since she got booted, girlliscious dosent interest me anymore! I especially luv how she sat in the kitchen just to watch that fight. Thats something i would do ahahaha. What is her last name? I’d like to check out some of the sports modeling photos of her that were shown on the show.
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my fav. ppl are carrie and natalie luv them
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I HATE NATALIE I HOPE SHE GETS KICKED OFF SHE THINKS SHES SO MUCH BETTER THAN EVERYONE BUT SHES NOT I HATE HER AND I HOPE SHE GETS KICKED OFF I WILL NOT BUY ANYTHING GILRICIOUS IF SHES A PART!!! KICK HER OFF SHE SUCKS!!!! AND SHES A BIOTCH!!!
=]
thank you
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You are so right too, Rebecca! Jaime rocked!
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Its sooo sad to see all the nasty comments about Jenna. If you think she’s lazy why dont you go and fucking try to be in Pussycat doll boot camp. Its fucking hard there. None of you would last a day. Dont pick on Jenna she did much better than all you motherfuckers!
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I hate Kaba Modern!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m so happy they went home. They dont deserve to be America’s best dance crew!
……………………………….. Oh wait, this is the wrong show…oops.
I dont even watch Girlicious………
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I HATE NATALIE SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I PRAY EVERY NIGHT THAT SHE GETS KICKED OFF THIS SHOW!!!! PLEASE ROBIN!!! MAKE HER GO HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is a total Bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If any of you out there who hate Natalie as much as i do, please help me start a bashing site against her!!!
Please email me at: Natalie_hater_225@hotmail.com
I hate Natalie so much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and with all of your support, we can destroy her!
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I LOVE cARRIE! i hope she wins! and shes not old! shes only 25. and she looks great, she looks better than your mom!
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I liked Ilisa I’m kinda sad she’s gone but Jamie THANK GOD SHE’S GONE I hated that bitch. I really like natalie and chrystina and carrie they rock
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Yamanda, you are soo wrong! you suck!
How can u stand up for a whore like Jenna????
If I was in Pussycatdoll bootcamp, I wouldnt be lazy like Jenna!
Yamanda you are seriously fucked up in the head!
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Melissa, you are so right! natalie is a bitch and she really should go home!
If shes in Girlicious, I wont buy anything from them!
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I’m not an ass!
Please dont be mean to Carrie!
Shes not old!
all of you are bitched if you think that Carrie is old!
You are a motherfucker who has fucked life!
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girlious is sick
i love all da girlss
i wonder who will win there all good
d.s
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god illesia was my favorite and i thouhg t she was gonna stay and i hope that jenna leaves and tiffany wins !!! she is my favorite 2 and i love her nad how shhe spiced things up with a fight i loved it and iim sad that jamie left im realy sad it sucks it does illesa is my fav and i love her and i wish she would come back love ya illesa
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tiffany is right jenna is a whale having sex !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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OMG I wanted Jamie Or ilisa to be in it and they both got kicked ogg
its so bullshit, i hope the judges die
AHHH
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Jenna and Tiffany are wrong……suck on it bitches!
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OMGGGGGGGG JENNAA WASSSSS LIKEEE A BURNYYYYYY
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hey does anybody know the name of chrystinas partner he is so cute?
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POOP!
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omfg i wish that, that bitch natilie would go home already. i hate her she thinks that she is better because she is pretty. and she stinks at singing like come on all of the really good singers have left i just hope that tiffany stays she is one of my favorites.
p.s. i still can’t believe that Ilisa is gone she was amazing.
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jamie left!!can’t believe it she’s so cute
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I work with young impressionable girls, teenage girls, and I would feel very very sad if the girl they would look up to would be Natalie, not only is she fake, but she seems to be fully relying on her looks…she is absolutely not a role model for anyone and I would discourage everyone from buying into the facade of her being more than a pretty face!!!!
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it is very clear that natalie is going to leave the group to go solo i have no idea why she is even there i guess its because her and christina have the looks but still wrong move!
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omgt i soo luv crystina she rocks!!
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ALL YOU FU*KERS are HATERS!!!!! The judges picked the perfect group for GIRLICIOUS!! Well except for Tiffany, she has an awsome voice but damn she needs to GROW UP!!! She is such a BIOTCH!!! She thinks she’s so damn HARD!!! Nichole, Natalie, and Christyna would’ve been awsome enough! Thank god Charlye went home! She was such a BITCH and she thought she was sooooo much better than everyone!! I LOVE NATALIE AND CHRISYNA!!!
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It was so funny when Jamie was just laughing in the sphere it was so funny.
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Hey everyone, This is Natalie from the show: Girlicious. ya, its really me. I just want to let you guys know that I had a lot of fun on this show. I know that lots of you girls think I’m a bi*ch. I’m really sorry if I offended anyone.
Love always,
xxoo Natalie xxoo