Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious [Episode 7]
April 2nd, 2008
So, I’m about to recap a recap. *Head explodes*
And thus, with my demise, Natalie gets her ultimate revenge on my train of haterade. But, but, baby - it’s a love-hate relationship! I think you could be perfect for this group, but cha just need to grow up a little. That’s all.
Rambling over, recap beginning - of a recap, remember. Yes, this is the much loathed reality TV clip show, the episode that apparently lets the production people take a breather while the audience only grows hungry for MORE ELIMINATIONS! MORE DRAMA! (But does the production crew really get a breather? Do we really need to re-live everything that got us to this point?) We are promised new fights! New tears! Big surprises! And the heart of all that is Girlicious - pole dancing! Damn you, voice over man, enticing me with your big sells.
Luckily, this particular clip show included many a juicy never-before-seen moment, so I’ll keep the what-we-know to a minimum and the what-is-new-to-us to a comfortable maximum. LIKE THIS!!!
Double-you. Tee. Eff. What we have here is a genuine Girl-exorcist, but thankfully this show was looking for sex kittens and not half-demons. Nah, that’s just long-gone Keisha demonstrating her creepy hidden talent. Fun fact: Nichole is double jointed.
Hey, remember when Charlotte wanted to borrow Natalie’s boots, and Nat was all, “no wai, betch.” Good times. I love how Charlotte manages to check herself out in the mirror mid-argument:
What we know: Jenna in a wheelchair, JC Chasez comes and sings, the girls move into their house and Natalie feels like she’s getting the credit she deserves, blah blah blah.
One time, I guess Jenna told Charlye that she wasn’t coming correct with her style. Jenna said she KNOWS this business, and Charlye’s not dressin’ right. Charlye was all, “girrrrrl, I look good.” It was boring.
Not boring are shocking never before seen clips of Tiffanie on a hula hoop rampage! Watch out! She’ll scream at you and get you with her hoop!
Fun fact: Tiffanie is actually a tyrannosaurus rex.
“I’m naturally dramatic. I over-exaggerate everything. Everything I do is dramatic … Either you’re gonna love me, or you’re gonna hate me.” So true, Tiffers. Check the comments section - people totally heart her, or they hate her. Same with Natalie. Those two are on opposite ends of the diva, love-to-hate spectrum. They’re both obnoxious, and they’re both perfect reality TV typecasts. Their exaggerated personalities are what make this show worth watching.
Speaking of Tiffanie being obnoxious, we are shown a moment where Robin gives the girls a basket of free make-up. They go Oprah audience nutsoid. These girls are way too excitable. But then there’s Tiffanie, who freaks out and takes all the make-up she can hold.
These are the moments where you’re like, ok girl. Calm down. It’s called sharing - you learned it when you were 3.
OH. Then Robin brings out the “Pole Dancing Expert”, which is actually what I wanted to be when I grew up. At first the girls are excited when this blonde woman walks out, cause they think she’s a Pussycat Doll, but then they’re like, “oh. it’s just some lady”. Everyone then practices working a pole: it’s for the greater good.
If you have a “tattoo cherries on your hoo-ha”, you’re going to be good at the pole. It’s only natural.
Alexis, however, is uncomfortable with the whole situation and decides to sit out cause her grandparents are watching.
I hope she knows that she did sign up to join the group “Girlicious”. Poles will be involved. It’s like when girls on Top Model don’t want to do the nude shoots. It’s all part & parcel.
I know boy-briefs are supposed to be sexy on girls, but I think they got the wrong type. These kind of just look like adult diapers.
Cameron Diaz in Charlie’s Angels - that’s how you rock a brief.
Oh! Oh! Now we get thirty seconds of those waaaaaaacky judges!
Ron Fair, why you so crayyyy-zeh?
Mikey can shimmy on me anytime. He’s always got plenty of lip gloss and his t-shirts keep me entertained.
Here, Robin explains that to do a proper dancing butt fondle, just pretend like you’re wiping your ass. Totally changes your perspective of the whole thing, doesn’t it?
Jenna’s work ethic is called into question, Chrystina sulks about being in the bottom 2, makeover time, Jamie freaks out when they make her hair orange, blah, blah, blah.
I’m sorry to bring back a sad moment, but it must be noted that when Natalie’s grandmother died and almost everybody was consoling her, Nichole was singing quite loudly in the next room. Chrystina yells at her to stop. Nichole is like, “hey, it’s a singing competition. Why would you get offended?”
I dunno man, I find that pretty rude. What do you guys think?
Another “never before seen” clip shows Robin bringing out a dancer for inspiration before the dancing-with-boys challenge (during which Carrie actually got throw-uppy sick). And OH MY GOD, it’s MY OLD HIP HOP DANCE TEACHER NATALLI!!!
Speaking of the boys from the dancing challenge, they all came back to the house for some rabblerousery. WHY this wasn’t on the original episode is beyond me because the hijinx are in full throttle (ok, so it was probably because they wanted to showcase the major fight that happened later instead, but do you know what I’m saying? The following things needed to be seen on the show):
Carrie: “My boyfriend’s gonna have a heart attack!”
And then there’s Chrystina with her “natural chemistry” boy, who ACTUALLY SAYS, “maybe like, I don’t know, you should give me something to… remember … tonight by.” WHO SAYS THAT? Soldiers in WWII movies, that’s who.
Tiffanie, Charlye and Nichole are shown chilling on the couch during all of this, as Tiffanie explains the whole situation as a “hot mess.” She’s like, “half of them have boyfriends.” Here’s the thing. When girls on reality shows are put in a house, and boys are added to the equation, someone in a relationship ALWAYS MESSES UP.
When the boys leave, The Big Fight (TM) happens. We don’t need to talk about it again, but we sure need to see this again - Natalie telling Tiffanie to take it down a notch:
Shh, everybody. Natalie has the speaking fork.
Aww, you guys. This fight makes me miss Jamie. You know, with her watching it and giggling and stuff.
We see Natalie storming out on Kenn again, and a new scene where she breaks down and talks to Jenna about it. We see Carrie and Chrystina listening to the other team practice “Emotion” and making sour faces at the off-pitch-ness of it all. Then, a “Life Coach to the Celebrities” shows up to tell all the girls what she thinks about them.
Natalie: “You have suppressed anger. … You’re cocky enough.”
Chrystina: “I sense a little identity confusion.”
Tiffanie: “I’m sure you’re powerful. I bet you could blow the room out.” Actually, Life Coach to the Stars Susanna, that’s been done.
And oh, my god there’s yet another fight that hasn’t been seen. Before Jenna got eliminated, Tiffanie says she thought Natalie was lying when she explained why she walked out on Kenn. They fight. I’m getting lazy and don’t want to talk about it. Basically Tiffanie’s like, “you misrepresented the situation” and Natalie is all, “no I didn’t”, and then fast forward to Natalie telling Tiffanie that she’s a negative nancy and that it’s “not all hood here” and “would you hit me if we were in the streets?” Tiffanie is all,
*count to ten, count to ten*
I guess cause once Tiffanie told Natalie, “if this was the streets…” and Natalie was like, “ok, if this was the streets, then what?” I don’t know. These bitches are way over my head right now, I don’t even want to think about it. *Eyes glazing*
Next week: Chrystina in a group with her RIVALS! Carrie has trouble?!
Previous Recaps:
Episode 1 Weecap
Episode 1
Episode 2
Episode 3
Episode 4
Episode 5
Episode 6
Posted on Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 at 2:07 pm by Wendy and is filed under We <3 TV.
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89 Responses to “Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious [Episode 7]”
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THIS IS GIRLICIOUS OKAYYY!!!!: TIFFANIE, CHARLYE AND NICHOLE…THEY R THE MOST COMPATIBLE GET IT STR8…DUNT ACT STUPID WE ALL KNO THEY CONNECT THE MOST AS A TRIO SO SAY GOODBYE TO RETARD NATALIE FAKE CHRYSTINA AND CANT DANCE CARRIE…GEEEEZ!!!!
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man ur recaps r too funny
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This recap totally emphasized just how freaking gloriously funny Tiffanie is! I mean, she is just SO totally off the wall! And it makes for such great TV. As for the whole Nichole/Nat’s Grandma thing; that was soooooooo blown out of proportion. Yes, it is sad; I know the feeling of losing a family member, but the thing is, not everyone is gonna be sympathetic unless you have a heart to heart talk; of course Nicole isn’t gonna care. She’s here to win! (And she probably will; she’s blond, pretty, sassy and cute.)
Chrystina should have just yelled out “God Nicole!”. She should have gone up to Nicole, and told her: “Natalie’s having a hard time. Out of respect for what’s happened, could you please keep it down?”. Doing dramatic yells just asks for more drama.
But I don’t complain, cause everything is just so funny! I totally hope Chrystina gets the boot. She’s just so utterly floppy and childish. My money for Girlicious is on the trifecta of Charlye, Nicole, and Natalie, or Tiffanie, Nicole and Natalie.
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I agree with you fully Helen!
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Hey people! I am writing this in Canada! I am from the Japan, and I like watching the pussycatdolls present Girlicious. I like very much Nicole and Carrie I hope that they are winners!
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Cassey, these are the only ones I could find! I think there’s 2 missing:
Which “deleted scene” was the best?
* Pole Dancing
* Boys Come To Party
* Backstage Fight
What do you think of the first Girlicious song “Leave You Alone”?
* Love it.
* Hate it.
* In betweensies.
who’s most in need of a makeover?
* Carrie
* Ilisa
* Charlye
Who is the biggest underdog right now
* Carrie
* Jenna
* Cassandra
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OMG!!! i hate natatlie! she is so mean! i think she should be the one to get voted off this week… she is WAY to negative towards singing… like i mean come on the group is about who can sing and dane and if she cant have the confidance to sing, i think she should go home! on the other hand, Tiffanie is the best… i think she is soo up front about everything and isnt affraid to let out who she really is… she deserves it… but i really liked the girl that was in school, i dont remember her name but i liked her… but i totally think that Tiffanie should be in the group! and i missed the last episode where they were on the boat, could someone please tell me how it went!
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hey Wendy, thanks soooooo much! I;m soo gunna ask my friends these questions and see what they say! thanks again!
and Kaylee, you didnt miss that episode, its coming up this week
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OMG i do not like Natlie because she is to mean and she allways want her own way. I think that she should not be in Girlicouse, but one good thing about Natlie is that she is a good singer but she has to work on her dancing. The I am so sad because my 2 favorite girls went home Jamie, and Jenna. Jenna was really nice and pretty and she had good voice and her dancing was good to. Jamie was pretty and nice. Her voice wwas really good and her dancing was good to. I wish that the juges did not send Jamie and Jenna home because they were really good and i will miss them alto. The other thing i do not about Natale is that she said that she was good that Jamie went home and that was not very nice. I think Natle should just stop being mean to others and just start treating others fairley. One more thing about Natalie is that that she was mean to Charlot in the first epasode becuase Chatlot wanted to bore a pair of Natalie boots and Natlie said no becuase she wanted to use them for the juges and she also said that she wanted to lok hot and i think that was mean of her.
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I like Chrystina, I hope she wins. I think
Chrystina and Nichole deserve to win. I’m not sure why but they just have this thing inside of them that say “Girlicious”!!! I think Tiffanie’s a bit to crazy and can get a bit on the cocky side. But anywayzz the reviews are pretty good…
GOOD JOB!!!!!!! XD
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why does the fucking natalie have to stay in? that fuckin bitch has no talent. i loved everything about her except her singing, dancing, personality, and most importantly her!
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i love nichole ; tiffanie nd charlye
they are all gorgeous and should definately be girlicious
i miss alexis , jamie nd illisa alot tho
they were great
i dont think nichole was trying to be rudeshe was singing in the other room
nd she even said she was sorry like its not like theres much she can do
but ti do feel sorry for natalie nd noticed that she is not nearly as bitchy since that episode,
i was so happy when jenna went home becuz she wanted to give up anyways
i’m mad that jamie nd illisa went home that week it should of been jenna
she sucks and is rude
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Ilisa was always m favorite so was Jamie Carrie Nichole and Natalie but now Carrie Nichole and Natalie are my favorites
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I totally agree with you Gabriella!
I think the group should be: Cristynia, Nicole, and Carrie
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this dont have anthing to do with this but man the same episodes of girlicious come on like two weeks in a row!!!
PS nichole is the bestt!
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I think that Tiffanie should go home or even Nichole cause either one of them are not nice people to be around…I wouldn’t trust them at all…LOL
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Natalie sucks and she probably didn’t even care about her grandma dieing.
“OMG ROBYN U ARE SEW AWESOME THANKU”
like wtf shut up your hurtinnnn natalie and you aint gonna win so maybe you should just quit.
I like tiff she’s real.
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Any how Tiffanie gets put in girlicious, I telling you from now I will refuse to listen! Bottom line shes a trainreck and it hurts for me to even look at her, sorry! I like the rest of them but I have to say that Chrystina is my FAVOURITE they should put her in Girlicous because shes marketable, not someone who is ugly inside and out.
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k y is natalie soo mean and tiffany is sooooooo funny plus jenna’s soooo fat and im glad she’s off the show and i hate that every tues it’s supposeed to be new episodes but this time is wasnt
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wth is up wit that comment on another person’s comment.
no offence but i dont get it , anywaysss
Natalie sucks big time, and Megan might be a boy…who knows…..
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I think Girlicious should definatley b Chrystina, Charlie and Tiffanie. I know Tifannie i sorta a drama queen but i still luv her 2 peeces… natalie was a real biotch @ the begining but shes cooled off now. I hav to say i am sorta glad jenna went home, i meAN, she was a BITCH!!! a M*ther F*ckin Bitch!!! well i am exagerating now but she definatley wuzz…. i dont mind carrie, but she just isnt girlicious… i see her as a rocker girl, not A pole dancer type person….. i must see the nxt epoisoooooooodddeee!!
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you face is unhappy cause natalie is a boy in disquise, and Jenna is fat. It might be a shocker but its the truth. Its no bodys fault…..MEG! so i guess we all have to deal with it
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I think Nichole,Charlye and Tiffanie should be in Girlicious.
Natalie:She’s over stressed and she sucks at everything but dancing.
Chrystina: Her singing is very Pitchy and too Bitchy !
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I don’t get when natalie said something about never doubting herself, but then in that episode when she’s in a group with nichole and tiffanie and ilisa, she’s like oh no we’re not gunna win anyway. She thinks she’s gunna make it and she’s way over her head. I think nichole, charlye and tiffanie are gunna make it, now that I know carrie is gone
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i hate jenna. i’m glad that she is out of the competition. she is so freaking fat, like a cow! nah…acutually everyone in this competition is bitchy! they really need to grow up.
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Tiff : the hottest, shes tough in a good way. True, entertaining and beautiful
NIchole : nice..not much to say
Charlye : I like her
Carrie : Very cool girl but not so hot
Natalie : hot looks but a liar and and so selfish I hate her she’s a poor person
Chrystina : She hot alright but no personality, maybe too young
Jamie was super hot and so enjoyable to listen to!!! Jenna great voice (especially in the recap episode) but ugly and super stupid.. stop practicing your voice and dance wtf!!
And my main concern : WHAT’S WITH THE NEXT EPISODE ITS BEEN 2 WEEKS WITHOUT ANY NEW EPISODE!?!?!?@!?!??
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if tiffany and charyle were put into the group i would honestly never listen to girlicious’ music again! those rude over-opininated bitches need to keep their OPINIONS to people who give a shit. not everyone wants to hear what they have to say. i sure as hell dont! Natalie & Chrystina<3 all theee effinn way!
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I love tiffany and Charlie but of course they are not going to put two black girls in the group. Both Christina and Natalie are bicthes, they act like they already got it, Nicole’s o.k NATALIE AND CHRISTINA SHOULD GO HOME
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I hate tiffany becuase she always want the juges to love her.I do not think that she should not be in girlicouse and plue tiffany is really hipper she should control her langange and not say bad words to any of the girls. The three girl that should be in the group is carrie, crsytana, and nechol. So tiffany please use your brain alot of the times u are not thinking and thats is going to affect u, and i do not think that was a good idea to yell at jenna becuse she was only trying to help u guys and u strted yelling at her
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ok, well .. natalie, and chrstyna . or however you spell there names. omfg like seriously wtf are you guys doing there you know? go the hell home .
and its funny how some people, ACTUALLY like them . what the eff. I thought no one did . Natalie, think`s she`s all that . but guesse what hunny, you aint
I really think that Natalie, or Chrystina should go home right away . Like watching this made me hate Natalie even more. Like Tiffany said ” what the hell are you doing here, go home ”
and seriously i think that`s really true . she should go home. like who the HELL would walk out of a f’n session .
hm, & do you guys actually think, that chrystina and natalie, can actually work with those girls . HELLO they all hate them. they should just get it in there heads .
btw, if Melissa R. was here, omfg she would own , all of you . and really i mean ALL .
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Is it just me, or are the only people who like Tiffanie and Charlye loud mouth bitches like them?
In case you didn’t know, that was a retorical question
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how do you make those moving pictures?
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Yea i dont know about natalie she really needs to get over her self. she says she will never dout her self but yet when she got put in this group she automaticly said… well now there is no way we will win! and i dont think thats right becuse they are all really good performers. and yes natalie is good.. but she is not the olny one even thow she thinks its only her and her litter best friend. like err.. that just bothers me…. but i love the other girls
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Hi everyone! This is Nicole from Girlicious! And I so agree with that other girl. I forgot her name. But anyways, just to tell everyone our emails all start with private_whatever. Those are the real ones.
Well, thnx to all my fans. Luv you all!
–Nicole–
P.S. Thanks to everyone who love me on the show. Or in other words are my fans. I have such an amazing talent, I believe. <3
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Yeah, I think Nicole. That one. Is real. That private_nicky one. So real. YOU HAVE SUCH TALENT DARLING!
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I love natalie and Tiffanie
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who ever won??? the last couple episodes were repeats and i never got to watch the finale
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i lush them all SOO much
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hey everyone, did carrie get elimated? thats wut my friend said (in the boat episode) D=