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R. Kelly Is Bringing Saga Back

July 17th, 2007

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Remember “Trapped In The Closet”?
And you say, “yes, Wendy, I do”
And I’m like, “well get prepared for this information”
And you reply, “tell me before I lose my cool”
This is news that you might find crazy
You might think it’s kind of insane
You’ll either want to lock up your babies
Or get more excited than you can explain
“What the hell is it!” you yell
“Calm down or I won’t even tell you!!”
You reply, “Sorry, I don’t handle suspense well”
And I say, “this is really strange news”
I put my hand on your shoulder
I put pressure on your shoulder
You say, “stop pushing on my shoulder”
“JUST TELL ME WHAT IT IS!”
“Fine”, I say.
“Let’s have it”, you answer
“I’m gonna tell you”, I exclaim
“Do it before I fall asleep!”
I sigh, and I take another breath and let it ouuuuuut
“The IFC channel has ordered 10 more installments of ‘Trapped In The Closet’!!!”

FIN

Posted on Tuesday, July 17th, 2007 at 2:55 pm by and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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