Red Hot Alba Staring Contest

May 9th, 2008

* Jessica Alba is challenging you to a staring contest. Yes, you.

* The always photogenic Ashton Kutcher is a spokesperson for Nikon digital cameras.

* Rapper DMX has been arrested due to animal cruelty. Why is everyone getting arrested?!

* Hugh Hefner wants Miley Cyrus. Creeeeeeeeeepy.

* Paris Hilton is now hocking clip-on hair. Also creeeeeeeepy.

* Madonna speaks up for Britney Spears. Does Britney still need ’speaking up’ for?

* And finally, a Donnie Darko sequel? It could be great, but I’m guessing it’ll be shiteous.

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