Red Hot AWOL Suri

February 28th, 2008

* With Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes hobnobbing all over L.A. recently, BWE.tv asks a very important question: Where’s Suri?

* Heath Ledger’s Nick Drake music video hits the web. And of course, idiotic speculation ensues.

* Lindsay Lohan is reportedly getting offers from Hugh Hefner. A recovering substance abuser dealing with the head of a porn empire. Yes, this will go well.

* Hayden Panettiere hearts Candie’s shoes. And it looks awkward.

* Janet Jackson spoofs My Super Sweet 16. But isn’t My Super Sweet 16 one big spoof of itself to begin with? That show is mad effed.

* And finally, WHAT THE H-E-DOUBLE-HOCKEY-STICKS IS MARY-KATE OLSEN WEARING ON HER FACE?!

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One Response to “Red Hot AWOL Suri”

  1. Hugh can talk anyone into posing

    By Senester on February 29, 2008 at 1:23 am |

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