Red Hot Beck
May 21st, 2008
* Beck’s new song, Chemtrails, is streaming on his website.
* Stephen Tyler has checked himself into rehab. The same rehab joint where Dr. Drew films Celebrity Rehab.
* There is nothing more terrifying than 300 middle-aged women screaming in a crazed herd that is the Oprah audience.
* The cutest story of the day goes to Yosuke the Parrot, who knew how to recite his address when he got lost.
* Marky Ramone, former drummer of the Ramones, is promoting Safe Sex Kits.
* And finally, the 8 Things That ‘Iron Man’ Has Taught Us.
Posted on Wednesday, May 21st, 2008 at 6:00 pm by Soja and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.
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Beck = YAWN!
Stephen Tyler = Maybe we’ll catch a glimpse of him snorting a line off Lindsay Lohan’s ass?
Oprah = I wonder how many women in that audience think more about Oprah than they do about sex.
Safe Sex Kits = Hopefully they come with instructions on how to get laid - if not, his kit will be useless to me.
5 Things That “Rocky” Has Taugh Us:
1. Yo Adrian, he did it.
2. If you want to wheel a broad, you have to know how to punch raw meat and skip rope.
3. Get a face lift for every movie you make.
4. If you don’t have a friend named Apollo, just make friends with someone who’s Greek.
5. Don’t f*** with Mr. T.