Red Hot Beck

May 21st, 2008

* Beck’s new song, Chemtrails, is streaming on his website.

* Stephen Tyler has checked himself into rehab. The same rehab joint where Dr. Drew films Celebrity Rehab.

* There is nothing more terrifying than 300 middle-aged women screaming in a crazed herd that is the Oprah audience.

* The cutest story of the day goes to Yosuke the Parrot, who knew how to recite his address when he got lost.

* Marky Ramone, former drummer of the Ramones, is promoting Safe Sex Kits.

* And finally, the 8 Things That ‘Iron Man’ Has Taught Us.

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2 Responses to “Red Hot Beck”

  1. Beck = YAWN!

    Stephen Tyler = Maybe we’ll catch a glimpse of him snorting a line off Lindsay Lohan’s ass?

    Oprah = I wonder how many women in that audience think more about Oprah than they do about sex.

    Safe Sex Kits = Hopefully they come with instructions on how to get laid - if not, his kit will be useless to me.

    5 Things That “Rocky” Has Taugh Us:

    1. Yo Adrian, he did it.

    2. If you want to wheel a broad, you have to know how to punch raw meat and skip rope.

    3. Get a face lift for every movie you make.

    4. If you don’t have a friend named Apollo, just make friends with someone who’s Greek.

    5. Don’t f*** with Mr. T.

    By Rose Aaliyah on May 21, 2008 at 7:23 pm |
  2. To much info in that post

    By Senester on May 22, 2008 at 2:54 am |

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