Red Hot Buffy In The Buff

May 20th, 2008

* Sarah Michelle Gellar (everyone’s favourite Vampire Slayer) poses in the buff for skin disease awareness. Saucy!

* Oh-so-pure Joe Jonas is oh-so-busted as he’s smokin’ cigars and boozin’ it up (and of course I’m exaggerating).

* Rihanna is looking to start her own underwear line. Again: Saucy!

* “90210 Watch” continues: Then & Now.

* First Mariah & Nick, then Pete & Ashlee, and now Justin & Jessica?

* Avril Lavigne: parties it up after canceling concerts?

* And finally, will Mischa Barton’s movie about t.A.T.u. be ripped apart by critics at Cannes?

Posted on Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 at 9:59 am by Soja and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

* SARAH MICHELLE GELLAR - In the picture do they at least make it look like she has some sort of a skin disease? I mean if a random person was flipping through a mag and saw her posing naked I doubt they would think, “Ohh, skin disease”.

* JOE JONAS - He’s on his way to becoming a rock star. You can’t expect him to pucker up in Pampers forever. He’s probably been smoking and drinking since he was 2, only this time he got caught.

* RIHANNA - Stunning broad. Even if she started her own clothes pin line I’d still go out and get em… in every colour. I hope she snags an award for the fave Intl Vid.

* 90210 - Whatever. I wasn’t even in Canada when that was around.

* JUSTIN & JESSICA - Does the prenup come with a divorce lawyer hotline number?

* AVRIL LAVIGNE - Baaaaahahaha! Ashton got her good this week, I thought she was going to kill herself (and I know you secretly hoped that she would). She’s got enough money to screw concerts… but don’t worry, she’ll be back when she wants to upgrade to a bigger mansion.

* MISCHA BARTON - Maybe she’s actually a lesbian and this is her way of coming out to the world?

By Rose Aaliyah on May 20, 2008 at 6:12 pm |
You must have been pretty sick right avril…..

By Senester on May 21, 2008 at 2:53 am |