July 3rd, 2008
* P. Diddy loves his Hancock (I’m talking about the movie, perv).
* Jean Claude Van Damme? Or Danny Bonaduce? I can’t tell…
* Alanis Morissette + Karaoke = MySpace Contest!
* Surprise, surprise – Mariah & Nick might already be on the rocks.
* Lily Allen says she will quit singing if her new album sucks. (Erm, we’ve heard this from 50 Cent before, and he’s still going at it. Celebrities and their false promises, eh?)
* Man, I suddenly wish I were Jennifer Connelly and Paul Bettany.
* And finally, need some Monkey-Butt Powder?Tweet