February 22nd, 2008
* The po-po arrest Ne-Yo for reckless driving.
* I want George Clooney to come to MY house for dinner! He could teach me how to rob casinos and how to woo the ladies. (I’m a loser).
* Dave Grohl as president?
* The Hanson brothers keep popping out kids.
* Meanwhile The Jonas Brothers are saving themselves ’til marriage.
* P. Diddy is moving to Hollyweird to concentrate on his acting career.
* Ashton Kutcher may have given Hep A to Madonna, Kate Hudson, Bruce Willis, Lucy Liu, Liv Tyler, and Gwyneth Paltrow at his birthday party. Ashton, I believe this is taking Punk’d a little TOO far…Tweet