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Red Hot Nap Time

January 15th, 2008

* This article will make every straight woman alive want to have Johnny Depp’s babies, if they didn’t already.
* Muse’s new album may be a 50 minute symphony, but also, I don’t believe that.
* Possibly no Grammys? Eh, I’m over it.
* Zac Efron speaks! And looks kind of do-able, actually. I’m going to jail. THIS JUST IN: Zac was rushed to the hospital today with appendicitis. He’s now ok. Back to your regularly scheduled oogling.
* Khia continues to give the best. Advice. Ever.
* Opes is getting her “OWN” television network. Wasn’t Oxygen her network? No? Don’t mind me, I’m just confused in general. Never mind anything I just said.
* If you can get through the 8 minutes of Tom Cruise rambling about scientology and giggling intermittently, then you’re just as crazy as I am.
* Britney gets naked and screams at people. Another day, another dollar.

Posted on Tuesday, January 15th, 2008 at 4:59 pm by and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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