Red Hot Neverending Monday

February 11th, 2008

* Paris Hilton + Box Office = laughable disappointment.

* Paris Hilton + Lindsay Lohan = cat fight.

* Scarlett Johansson + Ryan Reynolds = secretly engaged?

* Dolly Parton postpones her tour and blames her breasts. And I’m actually serious. For once.

* Jack Nicholson’s pick-up line: “When did you get pregnant?” Try it. It worked for me!

* Miley Cyrus doesn’t wear a seatbelt. Mom’s are PISSED!

* Ha! K-Fed and Wilmer Valderrama had to sit next to each other at Fashion Week. Oddest pairing, I must say.

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One Response to “Red Hot Neverending Monday”

  1. That would be a hot fight

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