Sarah: Hot Sticky Haterade

August 24th, 2007

How these many years I have loved summer weather in Toronto. Wearing thongs on my toes, playing with puppies and watching the young Canadians taking off more and more clothing have always been satisfying pastimes since I was a tiny, tiny, ridiculously adorable child. OK, maybe not the half naked thing…I was basically asexual until I turned 18. Anyway the point is it’s totally over. No not the sexual thing…pervert.

I’m OVER SUMMER. My wishes are clear. No more shorts, no more public transit sweating, no more toe cleavage and no more BARKING (except from my own little lamb, Vivienne).

Time to move on, non? The fall means the beginning of a time of rejuvenation. And because I’m a Virgo - queen of the harvest (and uh, the virgin…back to the asexual thing?) - it means the beginning of a new year which I personally am desperately in need of.

So I say bring on the leaves! Bring on the birthday celebrations for Virgos around the nation! Bring on new fall programming and heavens BRING ON VIRGIN FEST.

Whew…I’m done, enjoy your Indian Summer, jerks.

Posted on Friday, August 24th, 2007 at 2:05 pm by Sarah Taylor and is filed under Just For Fun.

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9 Responses to “Sarah: Hot Sticky Haterade”

  1. i totally agree!

    i love the summer,

    but i think im good for this year.

    it’s been insanely hot — even on the west coast.

    i’m glad to see you`re good & everything =]] i think i missed any updates since last decemberish on you, & how you were. =]

    anyways… like i said.

    agreeed!

    By mon-xo on August 24, 2007 at 8:05 pm |

  2. Hell yeah VirginFest is gonna rule

    By Zerg on August 24, 2007 at 9:16 pm |

  3. who is playing at Virginfest this year anybody know?????

    By sw33tne55 on August 24, 2007 at 11:08 pm |

  4. the full final lineup is at http://www.virginfestival.ca

    By jeremy on August 25, 2007 at 2:00 pm |

  5. yessssss, sarah. I totally agree.

    Virgo eh?

    HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!

    M.I.A IS RIGHTEOUS!!!!!

    By charlie on August 25, 2007 at 6:34 pm |

  6. I agree! Virgos all the way!

    By skittles on August 25, 2007 at 10:55 pm |

  7. aw you were a cuuute kid!

    i didn’t know you were back already! will you be working at v-fest?

    By caitt. on August 26, 2007 at 12:32 pm |

  8. yeah summer rules…

    listening to awesome rock bands and partying under the sun.

    owwwwwww

    ..

    i bet your toe cleavage is super sexy…

    have a fun time at VIRGIN FEST it’s going to rock…

    owwwwwww

    keep on rockin’ in the free world, you asexual queen of the harvest..

    By josh on August 26, 2007 at 4:04 pm |

  9. Hey Sarah! Hope to bump into you at VFest!

    By barbarelle on August 28, 2007 at 11:44 am |

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