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Sarah: Hot Sticky Haterade

August 24th, 2007

How these many years I have loved summer weather in Toronto. Wearing thongs on my toes, playing with puppies and watching the young Canadians taking off more and more clothing have always been satisfying pastimes since I was a tiny, tiny, ridiculously adorable child. OK, maybe not the half naked thing…I was basically asexual until I turned 18. Anyway the point is it’s totally over. No not the sexual thing…pervert.

I’m OVER SUMMER. My wishes are clear. No more shorts, no more public transit sweating, no more toe cleavage and no more BARKING (except from my own little lamb, Vivienne).

Time to move on, non? The fall means the beginning of a time of rejuvenation. And because I’m a Virgo – queen of the harvest (and uh, the virgin…back to the asexual thing?) – it means the beginning of a new year which I personally am desperately in need of.

So I say bring on the leaves! Bring on the birthday celebrations for Virgos around the nation! Bring on new fall programming and heavens BRING ON VIRGIN FEST.

Whew…I’m done, enjoy your Indian Summer, jerks.

Posted on Friday, August 24th, 2007 at 2:05 pm by and is filed under Just For Fun.

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