July 10th, 2014
This is a dark day for mankind.
OK Magazine broke the news that Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes are having a baby yesterday. And at first we dismissed this as another petty rumour, but it seems our worst nightmare has come true. People Magazine has confirmed that the couple is in fact with child.
A source says that the Eva, who hasn’t been photographed with Ryan since November, is reportedly seven months pregnant and has been ready for motherhood for a while now. A source told OK that “this is it for Ryan,” even though he doesn’t have any immediate plans to marry Eva.
I know we should all be happy and supportive of Ryan and Eva, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge the fact that this really is it for Ryan. With a child of the way, there’s no more hope for a Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams reunion. There was a tiny part of me that secretly hoped the two would end up together. I know that there was that news report that Ryan and Rachel fought on the set of The Notebook but it only added to their love story. They were a real life Allie and Noah. This new baby throws a wrench in Ryan and Rachel’s love story. Like Kanye West says “she got one of your kids, she got you for 18 years.”
If you need me I’ll be sitting alone in my basement watching The Notebook and sobbing into a tub of Ben and Jerry’s Half Baked.