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January 14th, 2010
Snooki is the shizz-nit. Sear-e-us. Before getting punched on Jersey Shore, Snooks was raking in $2,000 for appearances. Post knock-out, the tiny titan is getting paid $10,000 to show up at clubs and events. That’s fives times as many fist pumps!
Now girls are going to the salon to request ‘The Snooki.’ Much like the hair craze of ‘The Rachel’ but with more hairspray and less manners. When you think about it, Jersey Shore is like a younger, more tanned version of Friends. For your viewing pleasure I have created a checklist on the similarities of the two shows:
*Everyone lives in a house/apartment that seems waaaay above their buying power.
*Sleeping with your roommates is a given.
*NEW Jersey. NEW York. Coincidence? I think not.
*Ronnie and Sammi’s love in Jersey Shore is to Ross and Rachael’s love in Friends. Both couples are too annoying to be with anyone else.
*Ross’s hair gel. Every cast member of Jersey Shore. ‘Nuff said.