Snot Eater

July 6th, 2004

so here i am - just when i thought i was on my way out for 1/2 price food, but apparently devon has decided he doesn’t want to chat with you. he must be too busy sending out information about his personal life to the whole chumcity corporation, that was some good crap.

what’s happened to me today? i’m trying to think. i did some laundry this morning, i cleaned my house last night for 3 1/2 hours, 2 hours of that was just the shower. i’m surprised i haven’t caught e-coli with how filthy that thing was. there were little things that looked liked mogwais but instead of being cute and furry they were all covered in stuff that looked like grape jelly. grape jelly is delicious with peanut butter.

i’m trying to dry out a bit this week, i had the summer madness fever for too many weeks so i need some rest. what else, let’s see, there’s a band from australia staying at my house at the end of july, they’re called clann zu, they’re playing in toronto the last weekend in july so you should check them out. say hi to the substitute bass player, johnny stewart, he’s nice.

sorry this post is so weak, if you want to complain please direct your complaints directly to devon soltendieck cause really it’s all his fault.

oh yeah, another thing, i have to move out august 1st so if anyone knows of a good 2 bedroom apartment for august 1st could you let me know.

when someone calls you a snot eater and you say “no i’m not” you’re lying cause everyone, when they were a kid on the playground,would use their tongue to clean their upper lip, it was just faster.

i’ll try and do better next time, manny is probably going to tell me that this post is “straight up wack”. that’s hainsley for you.

Posted on Tuesday, July 6th, 2004 at 6:33 pm by Fetus and is filed under Blog.

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