Sometimes I think I Sound Like A Broken Record.

April 29th, 2004

Movies, Survivor. Survivor, Movies. Blah, blah, blah-de-fricken-blah. So it has been confirmed that I will be turning over a new leaf. For today, anyway.

Things I could talk about:

My colon. However, I know that only 80% of you would want to hear about that.

The weather. Nah - too hip for me.

The Leafs. No can do. May lightning strike me down, but I?m not a hockey fan. Basketball is where it?s AT, yo. (I am hosting a birthday party for Brian Leetch?s kid, though. Should I be saying that?)

Sandwiches. Although I am a connoisseur, I choose not to discuss this matter with amateurs. Sorry.

Astro Physics. Alas, I took gym instead. Although I could always chat about the parabolic arc of a 3-point shot to sound smart.

So in conclusion, I have not the breadth of knowledge or experience to talk about anything other than TV and movies. Specifically Survivor and Kill Bill. Go Probst!!

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