Spice Girls Love Their Lingerie

October 16th, 2007

First some artists (here’s lookin’ at YOU, Alanis) started selling their albums exclusively in Starbucks. Then artists (here’s lookin’ at YOU, Radiohead) started selling their albums basically for free online. Well now I’m lookin’ at the Spice Girls who, starting November 13th, will be selling their Greatest Hits album exclusively at Victoria’s Secret.

And now because of this lil’ deal, the lovely Girls of Spice will perform at the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show on November 15th, which will be televised in December.

This is the part where you say, “Whaaa’?”

I honestly can’t find a logical explaination for this, so I’m happy chartattack.com has, who say that Melanie “Sporty” Chisholm “must be looking to fill out her lingerie more fully, as she’s apparently started gobbling Japanese ‘F-Cup cookies’ that are said to contain trans-fats that are sent directly to the breast area as well as 50 milligrams of the ‘breast-enhancing herb,’ pueraria mirifica. Manufacturers claim that women can boost their boobies by at least a cup size by eating the cookies.”

Bahahaha!

Posted on Tuesday, October 16th, 2007 at 7:59 pm by Protest The Hero and is filed under Celebrities & Pop Culture.

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3 Responses to “Spice Girls Love Their Lingerie”

  1. Anything to make a few bucks I suppose

    By Senester on October 17, 2007 at 3:29 am |

  2. Cheap marketing ploy

    By Neroz on October 17, 2007 at 3:39 am |

  3. Never seen Spice Girls on concert, I was not going to see it, Spice Girls tickets got sky rocked thanks to stupid brokers. But even if I had seen it, I wouldn’t buy it. I’d rather wait and see it on DVD. Well suprise I changed my mind and I got 2 tix for the Spice Girls show I was looking for tickets thanks god there sites like Ticketwood which work as comparators here is the site

    Spice Girls Tickets http://www.ticketwood.com/concerts/Spice-Girls-Tickets/index.php. So any body going to the Spice Girls concert ??

    By Britney Asbourne on October 19, 2007 at 12:56 pm |

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