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Spice Girls Love Their Lingerie

October 16th, 2007

First some artists (here’s lookin’ at YOU, Alanis) started selling their albums exclusively in Starbucks. Then artists (here’s lookin’ at YOU, Radiohead) started selling their albums basically for free online. Well now I’m lookin’ at the Spice Girls who, starting November 13th, will be selling their Greatest Hits album exclusively at Victoria’s Secret.

And now because of this lil’ deal, the lovely Girls of Spice will perform at the annual Victoria’s Secret fashion show on November 15th, which will be televised in December.

This is the part where you say, “Whaaa’?”

I honestly can’t find a logical explaination for this, so I’m happy chartattack.com has, who say that Melanie “Sporty” Chisholm “must be looking to fill out her lingerie more fully, as she’s apparently started gobbling Japanese ‘F-Cup cookies’ that are said to contain trans-fats that are sent directly to the breast area as well as 50 milligrams of the ‘breast-enhancing herb,’ pueraria mirifica. Manufacturers claim that women can boost their boobies by at least a cup size by eating the cookies.”

Bahahaha!

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