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Spider City

June 27th, 2005

Wendy, do not read this post. This is your only warning!

What did I do this weekend? Well, apart from attending a baby shower — and living to talk about it — I killed about 150 baby spiders last night. Yeah, you read right.

I noticed the first little bugger crawling his way across my iBook screen, and then another on the wall. Upon closer inspection, I saw dozens…literally a hundred or so…scaling the walls. Where were they coming from? A quick blast of Febreze annhilated most of them but then I became obsessed and found more and more. Soon the slightest brush of hair or fluff on my shoulder sparked screaming fits as I thought I was being attacked by baby spiders.

My mission this week is to find the spider lair and bomb it with some poison. But how many eggs does a momma spider lay? What’s the life cycle of one spider? Will I ever be able to catch up with them? And why am I suddenly so itchy?

Posted on Monday, June 27th, 2005 at 12:19 pm by and is filed under Blog.

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